Cutty Jewboy

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  Cutty Jewboy

• Mar 18, 2020

Boss: Bad news, we found your WG profile.
Me:
Boss: You’ve been spending a lot of time on there when you should be working...
Me: Please don’t fire me, I can explain-
Boss: That won’t help, I just have one question.
Me: ...What is it??
Boss: Who are Zoro and Sanji, and why are people so angry at them?
Me:
Boss:
Me:
Boss:
Me: The animosity between swordbois and legbois goes back to primordial times...

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  Jack Vessalius

• Mar 18, 2020

What's the situation my man? I am referring to your post below.

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  Cutty Jewboy

• Mar 16, 2020

...And now I’ve been sent home from work with possible symptoms of the coronavirus...y’all make sure you’re getting tested, shit’s getting tense out here!!

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  Cutty Jewboy

• Mar 16, 2020

***POSSIBLE SPOILERS, YOU’VE BEEN WARNED***
Am I the only one bothered by Artur congratulating himself to no end about who the traitor is as if he knew from the beginning? I distinctly remember him pushing another character for a long time and never really mentioning who it actually is...

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  Finalbeta

• Mar 15, 2020

I'll give you your like number 20,000. I'm pre-emptively sure of this, given I always keep my promises fellow chap.

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  Cutty Jewboy

• Mar 12, 2020

Aight, who wants to give me like number 10,000?? Apply within, or just fuckin’ DO it already!!

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  Cutty Jewboy

• Mar 11, 2020

I also have a joke about the coronavirus...I mean, of COURSE I do, we ALL have one...and it’s FUNNY, come on, it’s GOTTA be funny!! ...it’s GOTTA be funny...

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  Cutty Jewboy

• Mar 9, 2020

Found a lump on my ball that might be testicular cancer, so I called up every woman I’ve slept with and told them to get checked out as well...but they all told me girls don’t have testicles?? Can someone confirm??

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• Homelander

• Mar 7, 2020

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-us-canada-51769756

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  Cutty Jewboy

• Mar 1, 2020

Not to brag, but now I’m Im...y’all are gonna have to get through me/the other VIPs if you wanna be the Pirate Fandom King 😏😤

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  Cutty Jewboy

• Feb 29, 2020

From time to time, I’ll randomly remember that 4Kids thought calling him JESUS Burgess would be too confusing/overtly religious for children, but G. ZASS was perfectly acceptable AND understandable 🥴🤡💩

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  Cutty Jewboy

• Feb 27, 2020

I want three more likes, and then I never want another one 😤

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  Cutty Jewboy

• Feb 24, 2020

Anyone else get called out by a Z-list comedian on Twitter this morning? Just me? Well, la-di-da, guess that makes me pretty famous around here! 😼

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  Cutty Jewboy

• Feb 20, 2020

Has anyone actually eaten boiled oden?? Is it as tasty as Oda wants us to believe??

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  Cutty Jewboy

• Feb 19, 2020

If you’ve got a problem with Jews, take it up with me personally. Don’t be a fucking coward and say anti-Semitic things without tagging me; if you’re a racist, be proud of it and come to me like the man you think you are.

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  Cutty Jewboy

• Feb 17, 2020

LIFE BEGINS AT CONCEPTION, ICE CREAM SUNDAES BEGIN AT THE BANANAS, TEACH THE CONTROVERSY

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  Cutty Jewboy

• Feb 14, 2020

Hope all of you wonderful robots have a very happy, sappy, romantic, fulfilling, pleasing, and sexy Valentine’s/Singles Awareness Day! Whether or not you’re dating anybody, I love almost every member of this community and there isn’t a damn thing y’all can do about it 🧡😘💝

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• NeutralWatcher

• Feb 12, 2020

Thank you for the follow. I appreciated it. Have my follow back.

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  Cutty Jewboy

• Feb 12, 2020

HUGE shoutout to my new pal @Mr. Calico for singlehandedly reviving interest in the Franky Fran Club!! What a SUUUUUPER way to endear yourself to the greatest character in this series AND to the least important member on this forum!!

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  Cutty Jewboy

• Feb 5, 2020

Don’t forget - rigging a jury in your favor does NOT mean you’re innocent. Kinda disheartening to watch 52 people ruin the future of 300 million, but the one thing I’ve learned about my country is that it will always, ALWAYS do the wrong thing with a shit eating grin on its face.