Saw someone say that COVID has a 98 percent survival rate and that’s why they don’t feel the need to get the vaccine or take any preventative measures to keep vulnerable people safe…you also have a strong 5-in-6 chance of surviving a round of Russian roulette, any of y’all wanna take those odds?? 😒
John "Freaking" Wick was born June 22, 1844 in Bosnia.
He is a Bosnian Professional Singer, Actor, Television Presenter, and former prisoner of Bosnian Notorious Prison (Prisongrogue).
John Wick have one little brother, and his name is JOHN CENA TUTUTUTUUUUUUUU
A few NBA players, ranked by how likely they would be to humor me in a 1-on-1 and let my fat ass sink one unprotected shot in the paint:
LeBron - 65 percent
Steph - 90 percent
Giannis - 80 percent
Dame - 75 percent
KD - 20 percent
Harden - 45 percent
Kyrie - negative zero percent
Trae - would smack the ball out of my hand before I square up
1. When I dreamed about eating Jello that turns my hair grey.
2. When someone told me that it's "Peaky Blinders" and not "Pesky Blinders".
3. Amparezy's Resurrection.
4. When the platypus stopped controlling me.
5. When vending machines became the dominant race and I joined a secret military organization dedicated to destroying them.
6. When I graduated Jewnicorn Clown College 🤡 😆
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