To: Ms. Turd
DEMAND LETTER - DEFAMATION
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I am Captain Jack Sparrow, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on British Royal Navy, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in pirate warfare and I’m the top captain in the entire pirate armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me in The Washington Post? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of lawyers across the USA and your lie is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my sliced off finger.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Black Pearl and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
You’re fucking dead, ex-wife.
Signed: Captain Jack Sparrow
TWITTER POST
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To: Mr. Wife Beater
RE: DEMAND LETTER - DEFAMATION
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Notes:1. Game will start Friday, July 15th at 14:00 GMT -6. See the countdown here.
2. All days will be 24 hours long. Assassin Games are nightless.
3. Abilities are not time/rng based.
4. Game is expected to last 5-7 days.
5. If you have any questions feel free to ask me here or in PM ^-^7.
6. I would like to get 16-20 players.
7. Rules, mechanics, factions and other notes will be posted when the game starts. In the mean time, you can check out the AG Guide.
8. Knowledge about the trial may help you, but is unnecessary.
Players:
1. @Xlaw
2. @Fujishiro
3. @Charlie
4. @TheAncientCenturion
5. @Joygirl
6. @T-Pein™
7. @Yelan
8. @Ratchet
9. @hime
10. @Zolo
11. @Flowa
12. @Light D Lamperouge
13. @Blue
14. @Dr_Professor83
15. @Ekkologix
16. @Yo Tan Wa
Subs:
1 - @Flowa
2 - @Peroroncino
3 - @Kagurashii
4 - @Yo Tan Wa
5 - @Fujishiro
6 - @Blue
7 - @Natalija
8 - @RippedCal
9 - @Ekkologix
10 - @Charlie
11 - @Xlaw
12 - @Pot Goblin
13 - @T-Pein™
14 - @QueenEmilia
15 - @SoulKiller
16 - @Dr_Professor83
17 - @Ultra
18 - @Don DaSlayer @Dragomir
20 - @Zolo
1 - @Adam 🍎
2 - @Doddsy
3 - @Grammaton
4 - @DoctorIndigo
5 - @Rej
6 - @hime
7 - @Juliet
8 - @Destroya
2 - @Peroroncino
3 - @Kagurashii
4 - @Yo Tan Wa
5 - @Fujishiro
6 - @Blue
7 - @Natalija
8 - @RippedCal
9 - @Ekkologix
10 - @Charlie
11 - @Xlaw
12 - @Pot Goblin
13 - @T-Pein™
14 - @QueenEmilia
15 - @SoulKiller
16 - @Dr_Professor83
17 - @Ultra
18 - @Don DaSlayer @Dragomir
20 - @Zolo
1 - @Adam 🍎
2 - @Doddsy
3 - @Grammaton
4 - @DoctorIndigo
5 - @Rej
6 - @hime
7 - @Juliet
8 - @Destroya
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