The Towniest Townie!
Here in Paradise lies an island filled with people with abnormally long arms. A place with mountains that reach the skies and rocky hills which make it nigh-inhabitable for those who live here. Even the encompassing waters are a danger to those that travel here as they are filled with whirlpools that will wreck any approaching ship within minutes. If you were to make it to the island, then don't rest assured cause the people don't take too kindly to outsiders. The nature of this island can be best described with just one word: hostility.