Break Week Wano’s Dialogue Makes Me Want To Jump Off A Bridge

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Gorosei Informer

#41
He could’ve made it work if he made G5 sadistic and instead he stomps Kaido

think of it like SS2 Gohan
That's the angle I was really hoping for.

Instead of being forgotten like Xebec was, have Luffy humiliate Kaido with his toon powers in front of the Wano people, maybe even CP0 broadcasts it to the world somehow.

Imagine this absolutely unstoppable tyrant who has terrorised and ruled over Wano for decades, getting the full on toon force treatment, in front of all the people he oppressed and thus were terrified of him and stuck in eternal despair?

Kaido the WSC and a Yonko getting utterly humiliated and toyed with in am adulterated manner by some random rookie "kid" and powerless to stop it and everyone witnessing it too.

Kaido would be BEGGING for death and even ZKK by that point! Kaido trying to call Zoro, The Grim Reaper and even the secret top agent of CP0, Agent 47 to spare him from this fate worse than death!

Imagine instead of being gloriously revered post death like Whitebeard was or being erased from history and forgotten like Xebec was, your legacy is being humiliated by Luffy after you beat him a few times too and even "Killed" him but he still came back to life and toyed with you like a giant rubberised by his own DF toy for a toddler?

Kaido would go on to be remembered in history for this humiliation more than his iron fisted tyranny and especially this humiliation leading to end of his diabolical reign and fearsome, god-like reputation too.

This is all assuming the Wano citizens would get to see this too ofc and even the world too ideally somehow.

The strongest creature and as far as we know the strongest woman too, were both turned into jokes by Luffy especially but also the SHs and SNs too.

That's the best way to deal with these egotistical tyrants, insistent on bullying and terrorising others, trying to intimidate them and Lord over them.

Gear 5 Luffy vs Kaido:

 
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Gorosei Informer

#44
Imagine sanji & zoro conversation at this moment
Sanji : is it fun marimo.?
Zoro : yeah it's fun
Sabaody = Kizaru playing Hide And Seek Tag with the SHs

Crocodiles bomb was actually filler with party stuff, confetti, glitter, party hats etc, no explosives.

Arlong sent Bellemere to his Fungeon.

Doflamingo gave people free funny puppet shows for years.

Enel gave Skypeia free electric boogaloo disco raves.

Punk Hazard is actually Funk Hazard, the former base of Vegafunk.

Will of D is actually Will Of Disco.

Ace was feeling really cold due to all the ice everywhere and Aokijis powers, so Sake cup bro Bakazuki Bakainu made him feel warmer, that's all. What a generous man.

Turns out 4Kids were WAY ahead of the curve that we realised and understood the story far better!

What One Piece actually is:



it's even more hilariously ironic as Spongebob has a dedicated massive theory culture now and is being exposed as MUCH deeper (pun not intended) than it seemed and with similar layers of foreshadowin, hints, world building, conspiracy as OP!:

 
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Gorosei Informer

#46
Its ironic too as OP stans will make fun of critics for being grown ass men reading a children's story and being too old for it too, but then why are they reading it too? Why haven't they dropped it, "grown up" and moved on too? Why are they reading and so immensely invested in a children's story too?

Plus they expect people who have followed the series for a large chunk or most of their lives to drop it, because they've grown older but the series they're still following is still going with no end in sight too?

Imagine spending 10-25 years following this series but then Goda stans tell you to drop it because you're too old for a story that 25 years old and will be around 30 years old by the time it finishes at least too?

Do that expect us to not age?
It really reinforces my belief that they have Peter Pan Syndrome and stuck as manchildren, like bronies and weebs (the especially hardcore, deranged, true otaku, body pillow and figure worshipping etc kind) funnily enough.
 
#48
Hey, I quite like some of those other ones, they make Luffy look like an absolute savage.

But yeah, I hate Luffy ”having fun”. Awful stuff. The anime getting around to Chapter 1000 just reinforced that, where Luffy vs Kaido started with actual emotion and Luffy being furious over what Kaido’s done.

Oda was previously still able to mix goofy and serious in Luffy’s big fights- stealing Arlong’s teeth, water Luffy, Gomu Gomu no retard- but those occisons came across more naturally and still preserved the feel of the fight and how Luffy felt towards his opponent.

Luffy and Kaido having a chuckle together about how much fun they are having... It wasn’t funny like those past times. It wasn’t even meant to be funny. It was atrocious characterisation.
 
#58
Hahaha

It aint that bad. This could had happen due all their clash. Kaido was having fun and he passed that to Luffy, besides, the sillyness of Gear 5 made it comedic, so yeah, Luffy wants to give his guest a moment to remember.

This aint as bad as Katakuri vs Luffy, where gave a hat to Katakuri as respect. Luffy could had raped Katakuri, instead trained FS during the battle and still extreme diffed him lol
 
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