Powers & Abilities Why are all of Zoro’s new attack names absolute garbage?

[Ar1sE1998]

Yes! Oda is stupid

 

[Warchief Sanji D Goat]

Honestly, King of Hell, Three Sword Serpent! 103 Mercies, Dragon Damnation sounds tough, at least for me.

 

[centurion]

Shiny Fart of the dead

oh yeah, and speaking of FARTS...

canon enma acoc color scheme...

 

[ConquistadoR]

Yea shitty translations can be really funny especially when the original meaning behind the naming is distorted with the translation.
"Dead Man's Game" is a reference to some Rakugo play from Edo period.
Three Thousand Worlds/Three Thousand Great Thousand Worlds are references to Buddhist cosmology.

Though none of those can be more funnier than a dude literally turning into an oversized Broccoli for a technique

 

[zzShinichi]

I still can't remember Zoro's finish move on King. Flying Samurai or some bullshit.

 

[EmperorKinyagi]

"Dead Man's Game" is a reference to some Rakugo play from Edo period.
Three Thousand Worlds/Three Thousand Great Thousand Worlds are references to Buddhist cosmology.

“Bro you don’t understand, it’s a reference to Bhuddist cosmology and it’s actually cool in Japanese bro trust me”

🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

Though none of those can be more funnier than a dude literally turning into an oversized Broccoli for a technique

The Groves of Wrath/Flexing Forest Muscle double entendre is WAYYYY cooler than any name in Zoro’s list of attack.

 

[ConquistadoR]

it’s a reference to Bhuddist cosmology

This, yes.

it’s actually cool in Japanese bro trust me

This, no never said that.

The Groves of Wrath/Flexing Forest Muscle double entendre is WAYYYY cooler than any name in Zoro’s list of attack.

"Hey, look at me. I support slavery & I'm an oversized Broccoli! Fear me!"

 

[EmperorKinyagi]

This, yes.

This, no never said that.

"Hey, look at me. I support slavery & I'm an oversized Broccoli! Fear me!"

At least he’s open about his racism.

Zoro just be attacking people of color for no reason while shouting “flying samurai attack”

 

[ConquistadoR]

At least he’s open about his racism.

Zoro just be attacking people of color for no reason while shouting “flying samurai attack”

This is your guy btw. Don't keep throwing stones when you're in a glass house.

 

[EmperorKinyagi]

This is your guy btw. Don't keep throwing stones when you're in a glass house.

dOnT keEp thrOwIng STones iN a GlasS houSe

Zoro looks so stupid that I don’t even have to get pictures outside of the story
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http://imgur.com/a/pXVzoxR

LMFAO HE LOOKS SO STUPID
actually a toddler level character design

 

[LANJI CUCKSMOKE]

English makes everything sound garbage tbf

dark king is a downgrade on Mei -ou too

 

[Topi Jerami]

When Zoro pulled out “Farce of The Dead” on Kaido, I actually laughed out loud. Not only was the Ashura moment poorly drawn and complete shit, Oda ruined the moment with quite possibly the goofiest attack name I’ve ever heard.

And then later (I’m trying so hard not to laugh while typing), Zoro uses a new form/technique/bullshit thing on King called “King of Hell!” Now we’ve got Hell King Zoro to match Dark King Rayleigh.

Only it sounds stupid and like some edgy 11 year old came up with it.

Zoro bros, how do tolerate this absolute memery

For someone who fanboying over Purple Tiger, Green Bull, Yellow Monkey and Red Dog, you sure are shameless..

Wait a sec, Purple, Green, Yellow, and Red... Why are these combination sounds kinda familiar? Oh right

 

[EmperorKinyagi]

For someone who fanboying over Purple Tiger, Green Bull, Yellow Monkey and Red Dog, you sure are shameless..

Wait a sec, Purple, Green, Yellow, and Red... Why are these combination sounds kinda familiar? Oh right

I’d take Teletubbies over Zoro any day

 

[Topi Jerami]

I’d take Teletubbies over Zoro any day

I'd also take OG Teletubbies than OP Teletubbies of AdmiraLs any day

 

[EmperorKinyagi]

I'd also take OG Teletubbies than OP Teletubbies of AdmiraLs any day

Fair enough but both are >>>> Loro

 

[LANJI CUCKSMOKE]

For someone who fanboying over Purple Tiger, Green Bull, Yellow Monkey and Red Dog, you sure are shameless..

Wait a sec, Purple, Green, Yellow, and Red... Why are these combination sounds kinda familiar? Oh right

Teletubbies was lit tbf