Speculations Who In One Piece Is A Stoner?

[Jew D. Boy]

Borne out of a completely different discussion that I purposely derailed, I’m curious to get everyone’s thoughts on this VERY important matter:

Who in One Piece could you see being a secret pothead/partaker of other illicit substances? :laughmoji:

Personally, my list is as follows -
Kizaru (shoutout to @Gran D. Master for the inspiration)
Aokiji
Garp
Brooke FOR SURE, bones gotta smoke bones
Foxy (who I fucking despise, but I’m sure he rolls, look at that fucking face)
Mr. 2 Bon Kurei
Sengoku (post retirement)
Urouge
Charlotte Amande (that long neck helps her get FUUUUUCKED UP)

Any others?

 

[GeneralP123]

Kizaru likes the good kush for sure

 

[Stack Bundles Chinx]

luffy is definitely a secret weed smoker. big mum has experimented too much with hallucinogenic.

 

[Dark Admiral]

I'm not gonna reveal my source but according to it, the real reason why Kizaru wasn't nominated for FA is because he was absent during the Drug Test..!! :kizabat:
Enel and his relaxed voice also comes to my mind.
And Marco with his semi-closed eyes give me the vibe that he is always high..

 

[Jew D. Boy]

I'm not gonna reveal my source but according to it, the real reason why Kizaru wasn't nominated for FA is because he was absent during the Drug Test..!! :kizabat:
Enel and his relaxed voice also comes to my mind.
And Marco with his semi-closed eyes give me the vibe that he is always high..

Fuck, Marco makes homemade edibles in the galley of the Moby Dick and distributes them to the crew as a joke WITHOUT QUESTION

 

[Luffy is the mc]

Aokiji and kizaru used to have a special room in MF for smoking weed when sengoku was still fleet admiral.

 

[Gran D. Master]

Vegapunk for sure.
How do you think he comes up with shit that's 500 years ahead of his time?

 

[Blackbeard]

Marco's calm expression leads me to think he's hiding some fine shit in his medical bag, and it's not for healing. He only took the role of a doctor in the WBP ship to cover this up in case WB finds some hidden weed in the deck. IT'S FOR HEALING !

Urouge drinks alcohol and is stated to have been a cabaret club manager if he wasn't a pirate, so.. there's a chance he's getting the good shit already

 

[Jew D. Boy]

Who was that fucking guy on the stilts at Long Ring Long Land? Tonjit? Tell y’all what, his body wasn’t the only thing HIGH up those 10 years...

 

[Shanks Joestar]

Doffy - Speed and liquors

Teach Is a coke head

 

[Patryipe]

Shanks obviously.

 

[Jew D. Boy]

Shanks obviously.

Lucky Roux is always eating...perhaps a chronic case of the munchies??

For that matter, Jewelry Bonney HAS to partake on a regular basis.

 

[Finalbeta]

It seems at least it is an object given the famous words of Shirohige "THE ONE PIECE EXISTS"

I'm confident it's a material one and not magic

 

[Jew D. Boy]

It seems at least it is an object given the famous words of Shirohige "THE ONE PIECE EXISTS"

I'm confident it's a material one and not magic

The One PIECE being a glass pipe, presumably? Why else would Roger and company laugh when reaching the final island if they weren’t completely baked out of their God damn minds??

 

[Longleg Larry]

Kumadori fer sure
Hawkins
Law (post-Luffy)

 

[Just a member]

Zeus takes the crown hands down.

 

[Eustass]

Kizaru, Aokiji and Marco for sure.

 

[Buggy D Clown]

Pica

 

[Jew D. Boy]

Pica

He can manipulate rock at will, the literal definition of a stoner.

 

[wordyworm]

@wordyworm You think Mihawk likes to get down? I wanna see those hawk eyes get bloodshot!

Pffft! I think his mama Shakky does, for sure. But if he did, Mihawk's probably one of those people who just gets really quiet until they pass out. Boring! Or he gets stoned and reads the newspaper.