"At least I have chicken."
You are Leeroy Jenkins
[Active - Quests] - Leeroy Jenkins just sits there and does nothing but give people quests, I mean he is an NPC after all. Every time a player targets Leeroy Jenkins with an action, they will receive a quest from him via the host. If they complete the quest successfully within next cycle, they will obtain an item as a reward.
--- [Where Do They Come From??] - NPCs give thousands of items to players throughout the day but no one really bats an eye on how?? Once per night, Leeroy Jenkins can make a random ass item out of nowhere under the host supervision. Leeroy can then either use this item, trade it in for McMuffins or give it to a player who completed his quests.
--- [Hidden] - [SIKE! That's The Wrong Item!] - The items Leeory Jenkins give to other players actually do not work. In fact, the real item stays with Leeroy and he just gives out fake copies of his items.
[Active - Dank Memer] - Known as a dank memer in the WoW community, Leeroy Jenkins is required to post memes throughout the game or he will lose his fanbase. By the end of each day phase, a quarter of Leeroy Jenkins posts that day have to be memes or there will be severe punishment from his angry fans.
--- [Fans] - Anyone who likes a meme posted by Leeory Jenkins will not be able to target him with harmful abilities for the rest of the cycle.
[Passive - McDonald's] - Leeroy Jenkin's favorite restaurant is actually McDonald's. He is very addicted to it in fact. Each night, Leeory Jenkins can trade in all of his obtained items for a McMuffin each. Legendary items will instead be traded in for 2 McMuffins each.
--- [Steal] - Addiction comes with its side effects. In order to snort McMuffins as fast as he can, Leeroy Jenkins can target a player at night and steal all items they have, then trade it in the same night for more McMuffins.
Win con - Post 100 Memes and Collect 10 McMuffins.