All right, here's some totally fake bullshit, just to entertain:
Ch. 1,050: Hundred Beasts Kaido
Cover Page: The Chocolate Town Cop is staring down a disguised Pedro and Pekoms.
-Yamato catches the falling Luffy in time. Momo also falls and reverts to his human form. Sure enough, he does look like Oden.
-The townsfolk finally realize what had happened and are elated. They cheer Kaido's defeat
-Orochi crawls out the burned husk of his Zoan form. But Denjiro catches him. With all his heads severed, he has "lost" his powers and is now totally helpless.
-The Beast Pirates panic and begin to run.
-We turn to Kaido underground. He is badly wounded, but still conscious. A flashback starts.
-Kaido's father and mother were both half-human and half-giant. They were the last of Oars' nation and hunted by the WG.
-Before they died, they told Kaido that he would never find peace in this world.
-The King of Vodka took in Kaido just to use him as his weapon until the WG learned about him.
-During his tenure with Rocks, Xebec routinely beat Kaido, but also shared with him his secrets
-"The World Nobles fear Joy Boy because he will bring down their holy land".
-Kaido wanted to become Joy Boy because of his hatred for the World Government. But Xebec told him another secret of another legend....
-He loses consciousness, allowing his inner beast to take control as per his Awakening.
-A tremendous roar breaks out as a mindless dragon bursts from the ground!
Not too bad, huh?
