I've known a lot of gay people who've struggled with stuff, so I try to deal with my frustration at some of the weird lies I was told about sex growing up with humor. But, I take it too far sometimes, and I need to at least put warnings before my crazy femboy/other stuff rants. I'm sorry if I offended you, it's my fault for trying to be funny, while being too... uh... crazy. Now I feel like I'm being too serious, though, but... yeah.
Are you going to replace ghostly's 5 page essays with yours?
 

Peroroncino

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The lack of pregnancy in femboys is part of the appeal. There is no risk of babies you don't want, no risk of crazy gold diggers. The femboys don't want your children or money, they want your cock in their ass. All of the other social practicalities to consider are suddenly gone. As long as there are no STDs, there's no need to worry: just pound away, spewing as you see fit. It's a return to primal urge: see hole, fill it. Good.

Yes, there's rarely jiggling breasts, but, there's some other fun things that start jiggling. A femboy's tight bussy doesn't stop you from loving women. It just makes you realize that guys can be hot in a feminine way, too.

People when I was a kid were like "don't have sex, you'll get orpregano", well, guess what, the real way to prevent teen pregnancy is bussy. You heard it hear first. The guys can't knock up teenage girls if their dicks are too busy being in each other's assholes, just saying.

That's right, I just solved teen pregnancy, thank you, I'll take any and all donations. This is why adults are evil, they tell you teen pregnancy is evil, but lie about the hidden treasure trove that lurks within the grotto behind the ballsack.



Femboys: preventing pregnancy, to save the world from overpopulation.
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I feel responsible for this masterpiece since it was responding to me:myman:
 

CoC: Color of Clowns

Mink pheromones hitting like the Zaza
oh no no no i was trying to make a joke like this one, I completely agree with you :sweat:
Welp, @Master V was right. I overreact too much, lol.

At the same time, though, I try to be cautious with that stuff. It's not a funny joke if it makes someone feel uncomfortable or sad. I like humor because it makes people happy, and I've definitely taken jokes too far when I was younger and (somehow) stupider.

We're good, my anxiety just kicked in.
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