Chapter 1075: Quick Pace
- Shaka continues monitoring the snailcams
"Alright coughs the fucking Main Event of the PPV is Condom D Goodytwoshoes vs Kaido, and oh boy is it a barn burner! Laughs
Condom hits Kaido with all his moves, he hits his finishers, his Spanish Flies, his Kong Guns, his Dragonranas, and Kaido kicks out of all of them.
They've booked Kaido as a monster so far i his reign so you expect to take something big to dela with this son of a bitch. Well guess the fuck what? Coughs
It took a punch from the top rope. Fuckin... Even that gutter trash from WCW wouldn't have booked such a shitshow.
And the promos... Laugs
Are you having fun? Workrate transcends all?
Listening to that was almost as hard as I get after one little Blue Chew!"