We had this one old guy in our neighbourhood who lived alone
No woman and no kids
His tiny house was in a bad shape and you couldn’t see his garden because the entry was dark af
There was a huge tree which casted a shadow to the entry
My uncle has a Turkish supermarket and the old man is a customer
My father said that he didn’t change in the last 30 years and that he always buys some whine

I was 100% sure as a child that this guy is a vampire and still have my doubts sometimes

or he’s an alcoholic goth/emo with good genes
:quest:
Is he hot
 
We had this one old guy in our neighbourhood who lived alone
No woman and no kids
His tiny house was in a bad shape and you couldn’t see his garden because the entry was dark af
There was a huge tree which casted a shadow to the entry
My uncle has a Turkish supermarket and the old man is a customer
My father said that he didn’t change in the last 30 years and that he always buys some whine

I was 100% sure as a child that this guy is a vampire and still have my doubts sometimes

or he’s an alcoholic goth/emo with good genes
:quest:
Ask him to come eat pizza with you
Sprinkle Garlic on it.. If he dies he's either allergic to garlic or a vampire.
:kidsmile:
 
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