Pig pen. Those fuckers eat everything bones and all
@Hamlette
I'm not saying would know about that but...I might know a place where people are known to "vanish" after going for a "spontaneous, drunken, late night swim". They get swept away by the currents, so their bodies never get found, most sad really!
Alternatively, you could ask Oda as he's amazing at hiding things and making them disappear and be forgotten! He uses tHe ancient, mystical art of "offscreening".
If those are no good, you could just do this!:
(FBI agent sama, I'm just kidding, please don't take this seriously! 🙏)