Thatguy and ThatWife divorce thread

[ThatWife]

For all the people voting @ThatGuy should have custody of his kid

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@Admiral Maynard @Phoenix D. King @ThatSlut @EmperorKinyagi

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You need to be in prison @ThatGuy oh my god....

Child support is too much for him

Of course! he has no job

Nonsense! You try to blame me for your drugaddiction!

Because you ARE the reason I'm hooked! Remember all the pot we used to smoke during highschool?!

 

[Phoenix D. King]

Nonsense! You try to blame me for your drugaddiction!

If you need your wife to be taken out of the picture, let me know

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You need to be in prison @ThatGuy oh my god....



Of course! he has no job

Because you ARE the reason I'm hooked! Remember all the pot we used to smoke during highschool?!

Since when has hooking and slinging crack been considered a job?

 

[ThatWife]

If you need your wife to be taken out of the picture, let me know

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Since when has hooking and slinging crack been considered a job?

What are you gonna do? Can't satisfy me with a micro penis 🤭

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

@Kurozumi Bepo I saw you changed your vote you backstabber

 

[ThatDog]

Nonsense! You try to blame me for your drugaddiction!

Grrrr, once more growling, the dog seemed to not like ThatGuy very much. In fact, it trotted over to him, lifted a leg and let loose a stream of yellow, before running back to stand beside ThatWife in guard position.

 

[ThatGuy]

If you need your wife to be taken out of the picture, let me know

Thank you! I'll let you know!

You need to be in prison @ThatGuy oh my god....

Its not what it looks like!!

Of course! he has no job

Why are you telling this to everybody

Because you ARE the reason I'm hooked! Remember all the pot we used to smoke during highschool?!

Yes. Those were great times. Just you, me and the pot

Child support is too much for him

Thats why I need the custody of @ThatKid, so @ThatWife has to pay child support to me

 

[Phoenix D. King]

Grrrr, once more growling, the dog seemed to not like ThatGiy very much. In fact, it trotted over to him, lifted a leg and let loose a stream of yellow, before running back to stand beside ThatWife in guard position.

OH NOOOO

ThatDog went outside to take a shit and a car swerved and hit it

 

[ThatWife]

Its not what it looks like!!

It's very much what it looks like!

Why are you telling this to everybody

Because you deserve to be outted as a loser!

Yes. Those were great times. Just you, me and the pot

The good old days, back when I thought you'd actually accomplish something in life 😔

 

[Bepo D. Bear]

@Kurozumi Bepo I saw you changed your vote you backstabber

I'm sorry Boss, but ThatBrat wrecked my coffee machine, we should get rid of him


Being called a backstabber by you is almost an honor btw

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

Being called a backstabber by you is almost an honor btw

Seems I've raised you well

 

[ThatGuy]

It's very much what it looks like!

Its not! Come on, you know me better

Because you deserve to be outted as a loser!

But why? Honey please, we dont have to do this! We could go to a marriage counselor, its not too late

The good old days, back when I thought you'd actually accomplish something in life 😔

Oh sorry that I couldnt fulfill your high expectations, but life doesnt always go as planned!

Seems I've raised you well

Yuck!!

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

I'd say it's about time to get this divorce procedure going properly yeah?
I would like defendant @ThatGuy to give his reasoning for why he should gain custody of that @ThatKid
@ThatWife will then do her argument.​

 

[ThatWife]

Its not! Come on, you know me better

I thought I knew you, but clearly I've been married to a horrible evil man. Now I'm happy ThisKid is no longer with us

But why? Honey please, we dont have to do this! We could go to a marriage counselor, its not too late

Right.... Try explaining to the counselor how you murdered me to run off with @ThatSlut

 

[ThatGuy]

I thought I knew you, but clearly I've been married to a horrible evil man. Now I'm happy ThisKid is no longer with us

What? How can you say something like that?? ThisKid was our boy! Dont listen to those rumors!

Right.... Try explaining to the counselor how you murdered me to run off with @ThatSlut

If hes a man then he would understand!

I'd say it's about time to get this divorce procedure going properly yeah?
I would like defendant @ThatGuy to give his reasoning for why he should gain custody of that @ThatKid
@ThatWife will then do her argument.​

Give me one moment please Mr. Judge.

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

Give me one moment please Mr. Judge.

Take your time.​

 

[ThatWife]

What? How can you say something like that?? ThisKid was our boy! Dont listen to those rumors!

MY boy! You did nothing to raise him! You were the one that got him killed in the first place.

If hes a man then he would understand!

Ah good an excuse to take his license away 🤭

 

[ThatGuy]

MY boy! You did nothing to raise him! You were the one that got him killed in the first place.

Please dont remember me on what happened at that day

Ah good an excuse to take his license away 🤭

You know what? Screw you! You werent worth a marriage counseling anyway!

 

[ThatWife]

Please dont remember me on what happened at that day

I took photo's of his dead body, so you never forget! Wanna see em?

Please dont remember me on what happened at that day



You know what? Screw you! You werent worth a marriage counseling anyway!

Screw you!!

 

[ThatGuy]

I took photo's of his dead body, so you never forget! Wanna see em?

Screw you!!

What? This is sick! You are sick!

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

@ThatGuy please focus on the task at hand.​