Bushido and the Cat - Sanjino
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@MonsterZoro and @BillSlipton try to cheer Sanjino up after Nami turned him down.
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@MonsterZoro and @BillSlipton try to cheer Sanjino up after Nami turned him down.
Monster Zoro:
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Sanjino
Looking so down in the dumps
Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you, Sanjino
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're ev'ryone's favorite guy
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
No one's slick as Sanjino
No one's quick as Sanjino
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Sanjino's
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask any Tom, di*k or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
Monster Zoro and Bill Slipton:
No one's been like Sanjino
A king pin like Sanjino
Monster Zoro:
No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Sanjino
Sanjino:
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
Monster Zoro and Bill Slipton:
My what a guy, that Sanjino!
Give five "hurrahs!"
Give twelve "hip-hips!"
Monster Zoro:
Sanjino is the best
And the rest is all drips
Bill Slipton:
No one fights like Sanjino
Douses lights like Sanjino
Monster Zoro:
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Sanjino!
Bimbettes:
For there's no one as burly and brawny
Sanjino:
As you see I've got biceps to spare
Monster Zoro:
Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
Sanjino:
That's right!
And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair
Bill Slipton:
No one hits like Sanjino
Matches wits like Sanjino
Monster Zoro:
In a spitting match nobody spits like Sanjino
Sanjino:
I'm espcially good at expectorating!
Ptoooie!
Monster Zoro:
Ten points for Sanjino!
Sanjino:
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Ev'ry morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge!
Bill Slipton:
Oh, ahhh, wow!
My what a guy, that Sanjino!
No one shoots like Sanjino
Makes those beauts like Sanjino
Monster Zoro:
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Sanjino
Sanjino:
I use antlers in all of my decorating!
Bill Slipton:
My what a guy,
Sanjino!
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Sanjino
Looking so down in the dumps
Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you, Sanjino
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're ev'ryone's favorite guy
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
No one's slick as Sanjino
No one's quick as Sanjino
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Sanjino's
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask any Tom, di*k or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
Monster Zoro and Bill Slipton:
No one's been like Sanjino
A king pin like Sanjino
Monster Zoro:
No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Sanjino
Sanjino:
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
Monster Zoro and Bill Slipton:
My what a guy, that Sanjino!
Give five "hurrahs!"
Give twelve "hip-hips!"
Monster Zoro:
Sanjino is the best
And the rest is all drips
Bill Slipton:
No one fights like Sanjino
Douses lights like Sanjino
Monster Zoro:
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Sanjino!
Bimbettes:
For there's no one as burly and brawny
Sanjino:
As you see I've got biceps to spare
Monster Zoro:
Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
Sanjino:
That's right!
And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair
Bill Slipton:
No one hits like Sanjino
Matches wits like Sanjino
Monster Zoro:
In a spitting match nobody spits like Sanjino
Sanjino:
I'm espcially good at expectorating!
Ptoooie!
Monster Zoro:
Ten points for Sanjino!
Sanjino:
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Ev'ry morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge!
Bill Slipton:
Oh, ahhh, wow!
My what a guy, that Sanjino!
No one shoots like Sanjino
Makes those beauts like Sanjino
Monster Zoro:
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Sanjino
Sanjino:
I use antlers in all of my decorating!
Bill Slipton:
My what a guy,
Sanjino!
