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Gorosei Informer

Go for it while it's still pride month :ihaha:
We're so gonna regret this, I'll get reports upon reports for this, poor mods especially TAC LOL!

Title: The Furry Fiasco of Zoro and Sanji

[Scene: The Thousand Sunny ship's deck. Zoro, dressed as a wolf, and Sanji, dressed as a cat, are engaged in their usual banter.]

Zoro: Hey, furball! Why don't you stop playing with your whiskers and actually do something useful for once?

Sanji: Hmph! You're one to talk, you mangy mutt! How about you try finding a sense of direction instead of scaring everyone with that growling of yours?

Zoro: Growling? That's how I express my warrior spirit, you fluffball!

Sanji: Warrior spirit? More like flea-infested arrogance!

[As they argue, they start to become aware of their own tsundere tendencies and their bickering takes an unexpected turn.]

Zoro (blushing): You know, furball, I... uh... I actually appreciate your cooking. It's not bad.

Sanji (looking away, flustered): Well, thanks, you idiot swordsman! Your fighting skills are... somewhat impressive.

Zoro: "Somewhat"? That's the best you can do?

Sanji: Don't push it, moss-head! I don't need to say nice things about you!

[They both pause, realizing the shift in their conversation. Their eyes meet, and they start to realize their feelings for each other.]

Zoro (softly): You know, Sanji... maybe we've been looking at this the wrong way.

Sanji (whispering): Yeah, maybe... maybe there's more to our constant bickering than meets the eye.

Zoro: We've been hiding behind our pride and stubbornness for too long, haven't we?

Sanji: Yeah, Zoro... maybe it's time to embrace something new.

[They cautiously move closer to each other, their fur-suits brushing against one another.]

Zoro: Sanji... I think I'm falling for you.

Sanji (blushing deeply): Zoro... I've been feeling the same way. All this time, our bickering was just a way to hide our true feelings.

[They share a gentle smile, their tsundere facades melting away as they embrace their newfound affection.]

Zoro: Sanji, you're not just a talented cook. You're passionate, caring, and you make my heart race in ways I never thought possible.

Sanji: Zoro, your strength and determination inspire me. When I'm near you, I feel a warmth that I can't explain.

[They take each other's paws, stepping forward together.]

Zoro: Sanji, will you be mine? Let's embark on this adventure called love, side by side.

Sanji: Zoro, I've been waiting for you to ask. Of course, I will. Let's navigate the seas of love together.

[They share a tender kiss, their furry costumes adding a whimsical touch to the moment.]

[Scene: The rest of the crew, watching from a distance, starts cheering and clapping, celebrating their newfound love.]

Luffy (grinning): Sanjoro! You guys are the best ship of all!

Nami: Love is in the air! Happy Pride Month, everyone!

[As Zoro and Sanji revel in their love, the Thousand Sunny sails towards new adventures, their hearts entwined and their bond stronger than ever.]

[End of Script]

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How to get Worstgen to absolutely hate you and wish death upon you in 1 easy step!
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Guys I had such a weird dream
The moon was literally Shrek's face and then turned into the moon from Majoras Mask and fell down to the earth
I don’t know how I should feel about this
Aroused. Shrek is love Shrek is life. Also Majora's Mask is an incredible game and Shrek is incredible too so it's the biggest W.
 
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We're so gonna regret this, I'll get reports upon reports for this, poor mods especially TAC LOL!

Title: The Furry Fiasco of Zoro and Sanji

[Scene: The Thousand Sunny ship's deck. Zoro, dressed as a wolf, and Sanji, dressed as a cat, are engaged in their usual banter.]

Zoro: Hey, furball! Why don't you stop playing with your whiskers and actually do something useful for once?

Sanji: Hmph! You're one to talk, you mangy mutt! How about you try finding a sense of direction instead of scaring everyone with that growling of yours?

Zoro: Growling? That's how I express my warrior spirit, you fluffball!

Sanji: Warrior spirit? More like flea-infested arrogance!

[As they argue, they start to become aware of their own tsundere tendencies and their bickering takes an unexpected turn.]

Zoro (blushing): You know, furball, I... uh... I actually appreciate your cooking. It's not bad.

Sanji (looking away, flustered): Well, thanks, you idiot swordsman! Your fighting skills are... somewhat impressive.

Zoro: "Somewhat"? That's the best you can do?

Sanji: Don't push it, moss-head! I don't need to say nice things about you!

[They both pause, realizing the shift in their conversation. Their eyes meet, and they start to realize their feelings for each other.]

Zoro (softly): You know, Sanji... maybe we've been looking at this the wrong way.

Sanji (whispering): Yeah, maybe... maybe there's more to our constant bickering than meets the eye.

Zoro: We've been hiding behind our pride and stubbornness for too long, haven't we?

Sanji: Yeah, Zoro... maybe it's time to embrace something new.

[They cautiously move closer to each other, their fur-suits brushing against one another.]

Zoro: Sanji... I think I'm falling for you.

Sanji (blushing deeply): Zoro... I've been feeling the same way. All this time, our bickering was just a way to hide our true feelings.

[They share a gentle smile, their tsundere facades melting away as they embrace their newfound affection.]

Zoro: Sanji, you're not just a talented cook. You're passionate, caring, and you make my heart race in ways I never thought possible.

Sanji: Zoro, your strength and determination inspire me. When I'm near you, I feel a warmth that I can't explain.

[They take each other's paws, stepping forward together.]

Zoro: Sanji, will you be mine? Let's embark on this adventure called love, side by side.

Sanji: Zoro, I've been waiting for you to ask. Of course, I will. Let's navigate the seas of love together.

[They share a tender kiss, their furry costumes adding a whimsical touch to the moment.]

[Scene: The rest of the crew, watching from a distance, starts cheering and clapping, celebrating their newfound love.]

Luffy (grinning): Sanjoro! You guys are the best ship of all!

Nami: Love is in the air! Happy Pride Month, everyone!

[As Zoro and Sanji revel in their love, the Thousand Sunny sails towards new adventures, their hearts entwined and their bond stronger than ever.]

[End of Script]

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Aroused. Shrek is love Shrek is life. Also Majora's Mask is an incredible game and Shrek is incredible too so it's the biggest W.
Sanji would be the bottom of course
 
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