Biggest 2025 expectation?

  • Nami cutting her hair

    Votes: 10 11.6%
  • Shanks not having a twin

    Votes: 10 11.6%
  • Finding One Piece

    Votes: 2 2.3%
  • Imu face reveal

    Votes: 54 62.8%
  • Vegaskunk finally dying

    Votes: 10 11.6%

  • Total voters
    86
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Gorosei Informer

Where Spoilah ?!?!?!





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(Setting: On the Mokomo Dukedom, Zou. Nekomamushi’s dwelling.)

We see Nekomamushi pacing back and forth, his eyes twitching. He's surrounded by countless volumes of manga, with "One Piece" prominently displayed.

Nekomamushi: No spoilers in sight... must stay calm...

Carrot approaches him with a concerned look.

Carrot: Master Nekomamushi, it's only the second week of the break. Are you alright?

Nekomamushi: Do I look alright?! The anticipation is gnawing at my soul! What happens next?! Does Luffy...

He trails off into manic mumbling.

(Scene transition. Nekomamushi is hunched over a desk with scribbles of potential One Piece plotlines covering the walls.)

Nekomamushi: If I rearrange the panels... maybe I can decipher Oda’s secret messages...

Inuarashi walks in.

Inuarashi: Nekomamushi, you need to take a break!

Nekomamushi: Break? BREAK?! That’s the problem! One Piece is on a break!

(Scene transition: Nekomamushi in the Whale Forest.)

He is seen chasing some of the Guardians while mimicking Luffy's moves.

Nekomamushi: Gear Second!

A tree branch breaks and falls. Nekomamushi doesn’t notice.

(Scene transition: Inside a dimly lit room.)

Nekomamushi has constructed crude figures representing One Piece characters.

Nekomamushi: (Imitating Brook) Yohohoho!

Pedro walks in.

Pedro: Seriously, what's going on?

Nekomamushi turns with wild eyes.

Nekomamushi: I am… THE SPOILER KING!

Pedro backs away slowly.

(Scene transition: Nekomamushi's dwelling, night time.)

Everyone is gathered, discussing how to deal with Nekomamushi’s madness.

Carrot: We need to help him!

Inuarashi: I have a plan.

(Scene transition: Nekomamushi in the forest.)

Inuarashi approaches Nekomamushi with a fake One Piece manuscript.

Inuarashi: Look, Oda sent us an early copy!

Nekomamushi snatches it. His eyes go wide.

Nekomamushi: This...this is it!

(Quick montage of Nekomamushi reacting to the fake manuscript. His insanity fades away.)

(Scene transition: Nekomamushi’s dwelling.)

Nekomamushi is calm, sipping tea.

Nekomamushi: You know, the thrill is in the wait. I understand that now.

Everyone sighs in relief.

Suddenly, Nekomamushi's eyes twitch.

Nekomamushi: But what about next month's chapter?!

Everyone facepalms.

Fade out as laughter is heard.

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Also heres a bonus one!:

(Setting: A bustling town square in the world of One Piece)

As the camera pans through the crowd, we see two distinctive figures, Lance Dragonite and ScotchInformer, standing atop a grand stage with a banner that reads "The Devil Fruit Extravaganza!"

Lance Dragonite: Gather round, fellow pirates and adventurers! Behold the power of the Summa-Summa no Mi!

ScotchInformer: And don’t forget to fasten your seatbelts tightly for the marvels of the Belto-Belto no Mi!

Lance's hands glow as he starts writing in the air. Words materialize and form a summary of a random pirate's life in the crowd.

Random Pirate: Hey, that's me life right there in writin’!

The crowd gasps and claps.

ScotchInformer: Hold tight!

Scotch’s hands emit a light as seatbelts materialize around everyone’s waist in the crowd.

Random Pirate: What in the seven seas?

(Scene transition: The duo in a Pirate tavern)

A band of pirates are causing trouble.

Lance Dragonite: Allow me to sum up the situation!

With swift hand motions, Lance creates a summary of the brawl in the air.

ScotchInformer: And let's keep things secure!

Seatbelts lash out and fasten the troublemakers to the barstools.

(Scene transition: The duo is approached by a Marine.)

Marine: I need to catch a notorious pirate. Can you help?

Lance Dragonite: I'll write a summary of his last whereabouts!

He writes a brief summary in the air.

ScotchInformer: Safety first!

He fastens the Marine’s seatbelt so tight he can barely move.

Marine: This...is too tight.

(Scene transition: The duo is on a ship during a storm.)

Lance Dragonite: Allow me to summarize our current predicament!

Words form a detailed summary of the storm, as well as potential escape routes.

ScotchInformer: Secure yourselves!

Seatbelts magically appear, holding everyone and everything securely in place.

(Scene transition: Back at the town square.)

The duo is presented with a “Town’s Savior” award for using their powers for good.

Mayor: For your valuable summaries and impeccable safety measures!

The crowd cheers.

Lance Dragonite: Thank you! Remember, a good summary can save the day!

ScotchInformer: And never forget to fasten your seatbelts tightly!

As they leave the stage, ScotchInformer accidentally fastens everyone’s seatbelts too tight.

Crowd: Too tight! Too tight!

They both laugh as the scene fades out.

  • The End -
 
(Setting: On the Mokomo Dukedom, Zou. Nekomamushi’s dwelling.)

We see Nekomamushi pacing back and forth, his eyes twitching. He's surrounded by countless volumes of manga, with "One Piece" prominently displayed.

Nekomamushi: No spoilers in sight... must stay calm...

Carrot approaches him with a concerned look.

Carrot: Master Nekomamushi, it's only the second week of the break. Are you alright?

Nekomamushi: Do I look alright?! The anticipation is gnawing at my soul! What happens next?! Does Luffy...

He trails off into manic mumbling.

(Scene transition. Nekomamushi is hunched over a desk with scribbles of potential One Piece plotlines covering the walls.)

Nekomamushi: If I rearrange the panels... maybe I can decipher Oda’s secret messages...

Inuarashi walks in.

Inuarashi: Nekomamushi, you need to take a break!

Nekomamushi: Break? BREAK?! That’s the problem! One Piece is on a break!

(Scene transition: Nekomamushi in the Whale Forest.)

He is seen chasing some of the Guardians while mimicking Luffy's moves.

Nekomamushi: Gear Second!

A tree branch breaks and falls. Nekomamushi doesn’t notice.

(Scene transition: Inside a dimly lit room.)

Nekomamushi has constructed crude figures representing One Piece characters.

Nekomamushi: (Imitating Brook) Yohohoho!

Pedro walks in.

Pedro: Seriously, what's going on?

Nekomamushi turns with wild eyes.

Nekomamushi: I am… THE SPOILER KING!

Pedro backs away slowly.

(Scene transition: Nekomamushi's dwelling, night time.)

Everyone is gathered, discussing how to deal with Nekomamushi’s madness.

Carrot: We need to help him!

Inuarashi: I have a plan.

(Scene transition: Nekomamushi in the forest.)

Inuarashi approaches Nekomamushi with a fake One Piece manuscript.

Inuarashi: Look, Oda sent us an early copy!

Nekomamushi snatches it. His eyes go wide.

Nekomamushi: This...this is it!

(Quick montage of Nekomamushi reacting to the fake manuscript. His insanity fades away.)

(Scene transition: Nekomamushi’s dwelling.)

Nekomamushi is calm, sipping tea.

Nekomamushi: You know, the thrill is in the wait. I understand that now.

Everyone sighs in relief.

Suddenly, Nekomamushi's eyes twitch.

Nekomamushi: But what about next month's chapter?!

Everyone facepalms.

Fade out as laughter is heard.
Post automatically merged:

Also heres a bonus one!:

(Setting: A bustling town square in the world of One Piece)

As the camera pans through the crowd, we see two distinctive figures, Lance Dragonite and ScotchInformer, standing atop a grand stage with a banner that reads "The Devil Fruit Extravaganza!"

Lance Dragonite: Gather round, fellow pirates and adventurers! Behold the power of the Summa-Summa no Mi!

ScotchInformer: And don’t forget to fasten your seatbelts tightly for the marvels of the Belto-Belto no Mi!

Lance's hands glow as he starts writing in the air. Words materialize and form a summary of a random pirate's life in the crowd.

Random Pirate: Hey, that's me life right there in writin’!

The crowd gasps and claps.

ScotchInformer: Hold tight!

Scotch’s hands emit a light as seatbelts materialize around everyone’s waist in the crowd.

Random Pirate: What in the seven seas?

(Scene transition: The duo in a Pirate tavern)

A band of pirates are causing trouble.

Lance Dragonite: Allow me to sum up the situation!

With swift hand motions, Lance creates a summary of the brawl in the air.

ScotchInformer: And let's keep things secure!

Seatbelts lash out and fasten the troublemakers to the barstools.

(Scene transition: The duo is approached by a Marine.)

Marine: I need to catch a notorious pirate. Can you help?

Lance Dragonite: I'll write a summary of his last whereabouts!

He writes a brief summary in the air.

ScotchInformer: Safety first!

He fastens the Marine’s seatbelt so tight he can barely move.

Marine: This...is too tight.

(Scene transition: The duo is on a ship during a storm.)

Lance Dragonite: Allow me to summarize our current predicament!

Words form a detailed summary of the storm, as well as potential escape routes.

ScotchInformer: Secure yourselves!

Seatbelts magically appear, holding everyone and everything securely in place.

(Scene transition: Back at the town square.)

The duo is presented with a “Town’s Savior” award for using their powers for good.

Mayor: For your valuable summaries and impeccable safety measures!

The crowd cheers.

Lance Dragonite: Thank you! Remember, a good summary can save the day!

ScotchInformer: And never forget to fasten your seatbelts tightly!

As they leave the stage, ScotchInformer accidentally fastens everyone’s seatbelts too tight.

Crowd: Too tight! Too tight!

They both laugh as the scene fades out.
  • The End -
Goat.

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