Perfect! Then I'll fit right in
:laughmoji:
Also speaking of
@MonsterKaido...
https://www.reddit.com/r/Piratefolk/comments/14lzzcr
EXT. ONIGASHIMA - NIGHT
Big Mom, still smarting from her inability to make Kaido her right-hand man during their time in the Rocks Pirates, decides it's time to take matters into her own hands. Quite literally.
BIG MOM: If I can't have the real Kaido, I'll just create my own!
With a mischievous glint in her eyes, she kneads together a batch of dough, shaped uncannily like Kaido. With a mighty shout, she infuses her soul power into the dough.
BIG MOM: (laughs) Rise, my creation! Rise, Kaidough!
Suddenly, the doughy figure begins to twitch. It grows larger, more muscular, taking on the form of the mighty Kaido. Yet, instead of scales and tattoos, Kaidough has crusty bread skin and decorative bread patterns.
Kaidough takes a deep breath, an aroma of fresh bread wafting through the air. He flexes his doughy muscles and roars, a mighty, yeast-infused roar.
Suddenly, Law, who had been hiding nearby, watching this absurd scene, feels a shiver run down his spine. He is reminded of his worst nightmare – Bread.
LAW: (to himself) Not this... anything but this.
Kaidough spots Law and charges towards him, leaving a trail of breadcrumbs. Law, in complete horror, tries to use his Room ability to slice Kaidough, but to his dismay, the doughy Kaido just reshapes himself, like bread dough kneaded into a new shape.
LAW: (horrified) This... this is a nightmare!
Big Mom, meanwhile, is laughing heartily at the sight of the terrified Law being chased around by Kaidough.
BIG MOM: (laughs) This is the best thing I've ever baked!
And thus begins Law's worst nightmare and Big Mom's greatest joy - the reign of Kaidough, the strongest and most terrifying bread to ever exist.