Habataitara modoranai to itte
Mezashita no wa aoi aoi ano sora

"Kanashimi" wa mada oboerarezu
"Setsunasa" wa ima tsukami hajimeta

Anata e to idaku kono kanjou mo
Ima "kotoba" ni kawatteku

Michi naru sekai no yume kara mezamete
Kono hane wo hiroge tobitatsu

Habataitara modoranai to itte
Mezashita no wa aoi aoi ano sora

Takaku matoi mune wo hatte
Guts pose sae mo ima wa sou ja nai kara

Zutto sagashite ita
"nakushita mono" wa nai yo kitto

Kokoro no oku hisoka ni hikari wo tomose

Ima "yasashisa" ni michita

Michi naru sekai no yume kara mezamete
Kono hane wo hiroge tobitatsu

Habataitara modoranai to itte
Mezashita no wa aoi aoi ano sora

Kanashimi wa mada oboerarezu
Setsunasa wa ima tsukami hajimeta

Anata e to idaku kono kanjou mo
Ima "kotoba" ni kawatteku

Michi naru sekai no yume kara mezamete
Kono hane wo hiroge tobitatsu

Habataitara modoranai to itte
Mezashita no wa aoi aoi ano sora

Takaku matoi mune wo hatte
Guts pose sae mo ima wa sou ja nai kara

Zutto sagashite ita
"nakushita mono" wa nai yo kitto

Kokoro no oku hisoka ni hikari wo tomose

Ima "yasashisa" ni michita
 
You are the worst person I know. You constantly hit on your best friend's wife, the man pays for your food and rescued you from certain death, and this is how you repay him? And to add insult to injury, you defecate all over his yard. And you're such a sponge. You pay for nothing, you always say "Oh, I'll get you later," but later never comes. And what really bothers me, is you pretend you're this deep guy who loves women for their souls when all you do is date bimbos. Yeah, I date women for their bodies, but at least I'm honest about it. I don't buy them a copy of "Catcher in the Rye" and then lecture them with some seventh grade interpretation of how Holden Caulfield is some profound intellectual. He wasn't! He was a spoiled brat! And that's why you like him so much, he's you! God, you're pretentious! And you delude yourself by thinking you're some great writer even though you're terrible. You know, I should've known Cheryl Tiegs didn't write me that note. She would've known there's no "a" in the word "definite." And I think what I hate most about you is your textbook liberal agenda, how we should "legalize pot, man," how big business is crushing the underclass, how homelessness is the biggest tragedy in America. Well, what have you done to help? I work down at the soup kitchen, Brian. Never seen you down there! You wanna help? Grab a ladle! And by the way, driving a Prius doesn't make you Jesus Christ! Oh, wait! You don't believe in Jesus Christ or any religion for that matter, because "religion is for idiots!" Well, who the hell are you to talk down to anyone? You failed college twice, which isn't nearly as bad as your failure as a father! How's that son of yours you never see? But you know what? I could forgive all of that, all of it, if you weren't such a bore! That's the worst of it, Brian. You're just a big, sad, alcoholic bore.
 
You don't have that?
We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease.
Oh, my.
Dumb bees!
You must want to sting all those jerks.
We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us.
So you have to watch your temper.
Very carefully.
You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust.
Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?
Yeah.
What is wrong with you?!
It's a bug.
He's not bothering anybody.
Get out of here, you creep!
What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?
Yeah, it was. How did you know?
It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.
You've really got that down to a science.
I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
I'll bet.
What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this?
How did this get here? cute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select?
Is he that actor?
I never heard of him.
Why is this here?
For people. We eat it.
You don't have enough food of your own?
Well, yes.
How do you get it?
Bees make it.
 
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