This is libel of the first degree, utterly fake news; I have it on good authority that the morally upright
@Akai2 is currently engaged in a scandalous affair with his
own left hand, thereby making said appendage an accomplice after the fact to truly unspeakable acts of self-stimulation, usually accompanied by images of Who’s Who’s Cats: The Musical girls. He is a menace to society, and he must be punished to the full extent of the law AND POSSIBLY BEYOND