Zoro turned Lucci into one of those stupid skinned cat rugs, and is cleaning his swords.
Saturn sweats, and states, "Zoro's Haki and skill are even greater than his captain who killed Kaido. We have to use our greatest weapon... Prepare the ultimate Seraphim..."
Seraphim Kaido is released, and Zoro laughs. "So, they cloned you to, huh? Guess I'll have to use my new technique... Come here, Usopp! It's time for Docking!
A depressed looking Usopp nods, and takes off Zoro's pants, then crawls on his back so that Usopp is upside down.
Usopp docks his nose into Zoro's asshole, becoming his fourth blade.
Zoro: "Yontōryū... Coward Ass Blade! Now I have no blindspots!"
Sanji, who is weeping: "Damn it, no wonder I'm number 4... I don't have the butt muscles to handle that... even though I specialize in leg based combat... I'll never be stronger than Jinbei, Zoro, and Yamato... And Zoro's unerect dick is like, 10 times bigger than mine when it's hard..."
In an amazing double spread, Zoro decapitates Seraphim Kaido with Usopp stuck up his butt, his dick helicoptering in the wind.
Saturn is sweating and collapses, muttering, "No! It can't be, the most powerful, highly graded sword in the world was actually God Usopp?!? Zoro with Usopp in his ass can neg diff all of the Admirals at once!"
Kizaru thinks to himself: "Wow, I'm glad I'm fighting Luffy, not Zoro. He's scary, I need to get out of here after I kill Vegapunk, before Usopp cuts me up..."
Usopp as he smells Zoro's ass: "I think Oda's writing has been really shitty lately."
Zoro: "How many times do I have to tell you: don't talk when you're in there, it tickles my cheeks."
ZoSan fangirls are beside themselves that Usopp took Zoro's viriginity, not Sanji.
Power scalers argue that Zoro is actually weaker than Rayleigh because he needs Usopp to give his butt a nosejob in order to fight true top tiers.
Fake spoilers on break next week, CoC is being committed to an insane asylum
