Luffy: Finally. After all these years, we made it to the final island, Laugh Tale.
Nami: It was a tough journey, but I can finally finish the world map.
Sanji: Not before we destroyed the Red Line, uniting all the oceans, thus creating the All Blue. But tbh, I stopped caring about that a long time ago.
Brook: Yohohoho. Laboon was so excited when he saw us, and I played my Binks Sake mixtape.
Franky: All thanks to me. Bet you didn't know I secretly used the Pluton blueprint that I also memorized to build the Sunny. It was suupppeeeerrrrrrrr easy, barely an inconvenience.
Zoro: Don't forget I no-diffed Hawkeyes on our way here. I'm the world's strongest swordsman now, babyyyy.
Jimbei: I'm glad you guys achieved your dreams. It turns out beating all 4 emperors and the Marine Admirals were easier than getting everyone to stop being racist.
Zoro: I can relate to that.
Chopper: Don't worry, Jimbei. Oda said in an SBS that not all diseases are meant to be cured. So I'm just out here chilling.
Caribou: If I may say a few words. After all we've been through, I felt like part of the crew. Thank you for allowing me to be a part of this.
Luffy: Yeah. Too bad Usopp couldn't make it after he died violently trying to prove himself to be a brave warrior.
Robin: There's still the history of the world to be uncovered. Hurry, Luffy. Open the door that says "one piece on the other side."
Blackbeard: Zehahahahah. Not so fast, Strawhat!
Luffy: Blackbeard? I should've known you were the final villain. Come catch these hands.
Blackbeard: No need for that. Congratulations. You've won!
Everyone: What??
[The door opens. Someone came out.]
Luffy: ACE?!
Ace: I told you I wouldn't die, Luffy, you idiot.
Luffy: B-but how? I saw you die right in front of me.
Ace: It was all special effects. This whole thing. The One Piece, the Great Age of Pirates, everything was just a prank. You're on TV right now.
Zoro: Are you kidding us? Everything was just a waste of time then?
Mihawk: Did you really think I'd let you beat me, Roronoa? I only lost ironically.
[The Vinsmoke family comes out of the door.]
Judge: Hey, Sanji. We're sorry about your childhood and everything. We're not really evil. In fact, we love you very much.
Sanji: Eh. Still not as bad as being trapped on Kamabakka for 2 years.
Ichiji: Damn, lil bro. Didn't know you were chill like that.
[Bellemere and Olvia come out of the door.]
Nami: Bellmere? You too?!
Bellmere: Of course. Everyone who 'died' aren't really dead. But I couldn't keep myself from telling you, so they had to put me in a dungeon where I spent the rest of my days. Hahahaha.
Olvia: And Professor Clover is here too, Robin. He's in the audience. Saul is also alive, but you already know that.
Robin: Oh, you silly goose. It was worth the trauma, though. How's Saul doing?
Olvia: He's fine. He's gonna start his own law firm soon. Better call Jaguar!
[Dr. Hilruk comes out of the door.]
Hilruk: Hey, Chopper. I'm sorry Oda goofed and completely trivialized your dreams. But I'm proud of you, son.
Chopper: [Starts crying like the meme]
[Tom and Fisher Tiger come out of the door.]
Franky: You motherfucker. Had me thinking you were dead this whole time.
Tom: Tahahaha. Character building is just as important as ship building, my boy.
Jimbei: I can't believe you were part of this too, Fisher.
Fisher: To be completely fair. It was kinda funny. People are gonna be racist anyway. Might as well have some fun.
Zoro: You're damn right, Fisher.
Jimbei & Fisher: Whoa, whoa, whoaaaa. You did NOT just say that.
Jimbei: Zoro-kun. Only us fishfolk can use the hard R. You need to address him as Fisha.
Zoro: Oh. My bad.
Blackbeard: Zehahaha. Yes, it was all planned from the start. Did you ever stop to think how did all of you manage to survive all those near-death situations?
Robin: Yeah. Come to think of it, the government completely scorched Ohara just for reading but didn't do anything when they found out you ate the God Fruit, Luffy.
Luffy: Well, I didn't know about it either.
Zoro: Hang on. If everyone's here then where's Kuina?
Blackbeard: Oh, I'm sorry, Zoro. Everything was planned but Kuina really
did die after falling off those stairs. Lmao. That dumb bitch.
[Everyone laughed as Binks Sake plays in the background.]
Nami: It was a tough journey, but I can finally finish the world map.
Sanji: Not before we destroyed the Red Line, uniting all the oceans, thus creating the All Blue. But tbh, I stopped caring about that a long time ago.
Brook: Yohohoho. Laboon was so excited when he saw us, and I played my Binks Sake mixtape.
Franky: All thanks to me. Bet you didn't know I secretly used the Pluton blueprint that I also memorized to build the Sunny. It was suupppeeeerrrrrrrr easy, barely an inconvenience.
Zoro: Don't forget I no-diffed Hawkeyes on our way here. I'm the world's strongest swordsman now, babyyyy.
Jimbei: I'm glad you guys achieved your dreams. It turns out beating all 4 emperors and the Marine Admirals were easier than getting everyone to stop being racist.
Zoro: I can relate to that.
Chopper: Don't worry, Jimbei. Oda said in an SBS that not all diseases are meant to be cured. So I'm just out here chilling.
Caribou: If I may say a few words. After all we've been through, I felt like part of the crew. Thank you for allowing me to be a part of this.
Luffy: Yeah. Too bad Usopp couldn't make it after he died violently trying to prove himself to be a brave warrior.
Robin: There's still the history of the world to be uncovered. Hurry, Luffy. Open the door that says "one piece on the other side."
Blackbeard: Zehahahahah. Not so fast, Strawhat!
Luffy: Blackbeard? I should've known you were the final villain. Come catch these hands.
Blackbeard: No need for that. Congratulations. You've won!
Everyone: What??
[The door opens. Someone came out.]
Luffy: ACE?!
Ace: I told you I wouldn't die, Luffy, you idiot.
Luffy: B-but how? I saw you die right in front of me.
Ace: It was all special effects. This whole thing. The One Piece, the Great Age of Pirates, everything was just a prank. You're on TV right now.
Zoro: Are you kidding us? Everything was just a waste of time then?
Mihawk: Did you really think I'd let you beat me, Roronoa? I only lost ironically.
[The Vinsmoke family comes out of the door.]
Judge: Hey, Sanji. We're sorry about your childhood and everything. We're not really evil. In fact, we love you very much.
Sanji: Eh. Still not as bad as being trapped on Kamabakka for 2 years.
Ichiji: Damn, lil bro. Didn't know you were chill like that.
[Bellemere and Olvia come out of the door.]
Nami: Bellmere? You too?!
Bellmere: Of course. Everyone who 'died' aren't really dead. But I couldn't keep myself from telling you, so they had to put me in a dungeon where I spent the rest of my days. Hahahaha.
Olvia: And Professor Clover is here too, Robin. He's in the audience. Saul is also alive, but you already know that.
Robin: Oh, you silly goose. It was worth the trauma, though. How's Saul doing?
Olvia: He's fine. He's gonna start his own law firm soon. Better call Jaguar!
[Dr. Hilruk comes out of the door.]
Hilruk: Hey, Chopper. I'm sorry Oda goofed and completely trivialized your dreams. But I'm proud of you, son.
Chopper: [Starts crying like the meme]
[Tom and Fisher Tiger come out of the door.]
Franky: You motherfucker. Had me thinking you were dead this whole time.
Tom: Tahahaha. Character building is just as important as ship building, my boy.
Jimbei: I can't believe you were part of this too, Fisher.
Fisher: To be completely fair. It was kinda funny. People are gonna be racist anyway. Might as well have some fun.
Zoro: You're damn right, Fisher.
Jimbei & Fisher: Whoa, whoa, whoaaaa. You did NOT just say that.
Jimbei: Zoro-kun. Only us fishfolk can use the hard R. You need to address him as Fisha.
Zoro: Oh. My bad.
Blackbeard: Zehahaha. Yes, it was all planned from the start. Did you ever stop to think how did all of you manage to survive all those near-death situations?
Robin: Yeah. Come to think of it, the government completely scorched Ohara just for reading but didn't do anything when they found out you ate the God Fruit, Luffy.
Luffy: Well, I didn't know about it either.
Zoro: Hang on. If everyone's here then where's Kuina?
Blackbeard: Oh, I'm sorry, Zoro. Everything was planned but Kuina really
did die after falling off those stairs. Lmao. That dumb bitch.
[Everyone laughed as Binks Sake plays in the background.]