Her ghost says otherwise!:

(Verse 1)
🎢 As he came in through the window πŸͺŸ,
It was a sonic boom, oh,
Mr. Reloaded, with secrets in his closet πŸ•ΆοΈ,
He had a furry fascination, but didn't want to disclose it 🐾.

πŸ‘© Annie, his lovely wife, in a world of strife,
She sensed something was off, like a hidden furry life,
But Mr. Reloaded, with a sly grin 😏,
He thought he could hide his fur suits within πŸ§₯.

(Pre-Chorus)
Annie, Annie, are you okay? πŸ€”
Will Mr. Reloaded get his way? πŸ˜…
He's a smooth, sly, undercover critter 🦊,
But Annie's got a nose like a bloodhound, never bitter! πŸ•

(Chorus)
He's a "Smooth Criminal," sly Mr. Reloaded,
Trying to escape Annie, with secrets he's loaded,
But she's no fool, she's a force to be reckoned,
Can he escape her suspicions? That's the question! πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™‚οΈ

(Verse 2)
Annie found a tail, furry ears, and a paw 🐾,
She thought, "What's all this? I never saw!
Mr. Reloaded, you've got some explaining to do πŸ—£οΈ,
No more hiding in your secret zoo!" 🦁

Mr. Reloaded, with sweat on his brow πŸ˜“,
Tried to deny it, but he knows it's not now,
Annie's on his case, like a detective on a mission πŸ•΅οΈ,
To unveil his furry secrets and strange liaisons 🐺.

(Pre-Chorus)
Annie, Annie, are you okay? 🀨
Will Mr. Reloaded get his way? 😬
He's a smooth, sly, undercover critter 🐾,
But Annie's got a nose like a bloodhound, never bitter! πŸ‘ƒ

(Chorus)
He's a "Smooth Criminal," sly Mr. Reloaded,
Trying to escape Annie, with secrets he's loaded,
But she's no fool, she's a force to be reckoned,
Can he escape her suspicions? That's the question! πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

(Bridge)
Annie confronts him, with a twinkle in her eye πŸ‘€,
Says, "Mr. Reloaded, no more wool over my eyes!
I love you for who you are, fur and all πŸ₯°,
But let's clear up this mystery once and for all!" πŸ•ŠοΈ

(Chorus)
He's a "Smooth Criminal," sly Mr. Reloaded,
But Annie's love for him, it's never corroded,
Now they're both searching for answers in delight πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™€οΈ,
Unmasking his furry secrets, with all their might! 🐾

(Outro)
So Mr. Reloaded stands there, feeling defeated πŸ˜”,
His furry secret's out, and Annie's not cheated,
But what happens next, it's anyone's guess,
Will he continue being furry, or clean up this mess? πŸ™€




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Ah, let's dive into the details, shall we? The verse about Mr. Reloaded hiding his fur suits within his closet is just groundbreaking, isn't it? Because where else would one keep their collection of secret furry paraphernalia? I'm sure Annie's sudden transformation into a furry Sherlock Holmes is the most logical development in this whirlwind tale of clandestine furries. And that part about Annie finding a tail, furry ears, and a paw? Classic! Because discovering furry evidence without any context is just a regular Tuesday occurrence, right?
 
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Gorosei Informer

Still wild af he actually said this with no shame lmao
Right? Even you're not that much of a degenerate!

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(Just kidding man, I'm only teasing you ofc!....Or am I? We all know how bad you really are.)

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Seriously though, what you said is resoundingly true, it genuinely is flabbergasting that he had the sheer audacity, the unbridled confidence to say it out loud. Either he lacks certain social cues or grew way too comfortable in the company of an absolutely proud, open pervert degenerate like Oda LMFAO!

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Mr. Reloaded

Professional Backstabber
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Seriously though, what you said is resoundingly true, it genuinely is flabbergasting that he had the sheer audacity, the unbridled confidence to say it out loud. Either he lacks certain social cues or grew way too comfortable in the company of an absolutely proud, open pervert degenerate like Oda LMFAO!
I mean tbf here (and I'm not defending this) it is a different culture over there.
 
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