@Jellymon , here is the tale of Malik from TalkOP-sa (from my own life experience with the man):
My lords! My ladies.
And everybody else here NOT sitting on a cushion:
Today, today, you find yourselves equals.
For you are all equally blessed.
For I have the pride, the privilege, nay, the pleasure
Of regaling you about a Chad, sired by Chads,
A Chad who can trace his spoiler providing back beyond the days DragonBall.
I first met him atop a mountain near Tokyo,
Praying to God,
Asking His forgiveness,
For the Spoilers shared by his keyboard.
Next, he amazed me still further in Korea
When he saved an unpublished work of Oda
From the would-be destruction
Of a dreadful Chinese weeb.
On PirateKingForums, he spent a year in silence
Just to better understand the sound of a timely spoilers.
And so, without further gilding the lily,
And with no more ado,
I give to you the Seeker of Serenity,
The Protector of Weeb Virginity,
The Enforcer of our Oda-sensei,
The One --
The Only --
Malik from TalkOP!!!
@Kizaruber Eats can attest to the truthfulness of my tale