Best Stannis the Mannis quotes:
1."Who better to command the black than the person who once commanded the gold?
-Any of you. Even the cook"
2. "Her own father got this child on her? We are well rid of her, then. I will not suffer such abominations here. This is not King's Landing."
3. "Robert could piss in a cup and men would call it wine, but I offer them cold clear water and they squint in suspicion and mutter to each other about how queer it tastes."
4. "We all know what my brother would do. Robert would gallop up to the gates of Winterfell alone, break them with his warhammer, and ride through the rubble to slay Roose Bolton with his left hand and the Bastard with his right. I am not Robert. But we will march, and we will free Winterfell … or die in the attempt."
5. "That requires stealing a leaf from my brother's book. Not that Robert ever read one."