Fanclub Conejo Blanco: The Toucan cult
- Thread starter Mr. Reloaded
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Is he guilty or not?
WARBACK: Reloaded, I wish to confess! (shouting over the crowd) I wish to confess.
RELOADED: You wish to confess?
Warback gazes out at the crowd, who are taking such pleasure in his destruction.
WARBACK (to the crowd): I saved you. I saved this thread and all your worthless lives. I should have let AL SAMA ban you all--
RELOADED: Warback. Do you wish to confess?
Warback turns to face Reloaded.
WARBACK: Yes, Reloaded. I'm guilty. Guilty. Is that what you want to hear?
RELOADED: You admit you poisoned my wife?
WARBACK: No, of that I'm innocent. I am guilty of a far more monstrous crime. I am guilty of being a furry.
RELOADED (smiling): You are not on trial for being a furry.
WARBACK: Oh, yes I am. I've been on trial for that my entire worstgen existence.
RELOADED: Have you nothing to say in your defense?
WARBACK: Nothing but this: I did not do it.
I did not kill Reloaded's wife, but I wish that I had. Watching your vicious wife dies gave me more relief than a thousand lying Carrots.
Warback looks out at the crowd of the conejo thread.
WARBACK: I wish I was the monster you think I am. I wish I had enough poison for the whole pack of you. I would gladly give my life to watch you all swallow it.
Uproar from the crowd Killer! Monster!
RELOADED (shouting over the crowd, to Ser Yasheen): Ser Yasheen, escort the prisoner back to his cell--
WARBACK: I will not give my life for Reloaded wife's murder. And I know I'll get no justice here, so I will let the gods decide my fate. (beat)
I demand a trial by combat!
@Mr. Reloaded @Warback
RELOADED: You wish to confess?
Warback gazes out at the crowd, who are taking such pleasure in his destruction.
WARBACK (to the crowd): I saved you. I saved this thread and all your worthless lives. I should have let AL SAMA ban you all--
RELOADED: Warback. Do you wish to confess?
Warback turns to face Reloaded.
WARBACK: Yes, Reloaded. I'm guilty. Guilty. Is that what you want to hear?
RELOADED: You admit you poisoned my wife?
WARBACK: No, of that I'm innocent. I am guilty of a far more monstrous crime. I am guilty of being a furry.
RELOADED (smiling): You are not on trial for being a furry.
WARBACK: Oh, yes I am. I've been on trial for that my entire worstgen existence.
RELOADED: Have you nothing to say in your defense?
WARBACK: Nothing but this: I did not do it.
I did not kill Reloaded's wife, but I wish that I had. Watching your vicious wife dies gave me more relief than a thousand lying Carrots.
Warback looks out at the crowd of the conejo thread.
WARBACK: I wish I was the monster you think I am. I wish I had enough poison for the whole pack of you. I would gladly give my life to watch you all swallow it.
Uproar from the crowd Killer! Monster!
RELOADED (shouting over the crowd, to Ser Yasheen): Ser Yasheen, escort the prisoner back to his cell--
WARBACK: I will not give my life for Reloaded wife's murder. And I know I'll get no justice here, so I will let the gods decide my fate. (beat)
I demand a trial by combat!
@Mr. Reloaded @Warback
Don't worry boss, I got your back. Just point me in the direction of the capriccio peloso!
Any last words or rimpianti @Warback?
I snooped throught his history posts and found this evidence:
It is pretty clear for me, I think we found our culprit?
Thoughts guys?
It is pretty clear for me, I think we found our culprit?
Thoughts guys?
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Is he guilty or not?
Et tu, @Pot Goblin? 
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Is he guilty or not?