Title: Time and Space, Mayonnaise
Author: Dandemangolion
"Tick tock, Imma put my grandad's clock in my sock
Call me crazy, call me nuts, though my mental's tough as a rock
If you judge me, if you punch me, know that I will defacate
Since you're wrong, all life long, it's time for me to duplicate
Just before, I was one, now who before me's truly won?
Trick question, notion in cession, once and for all - fate deciding gun.
Propagate, instagate, I sometimes don't know what it means
That fails to stop me, word sardine, I can function without a spleen."