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Title: Gaimon: King of Beasts, Slayer of Rats

Narrator:
In a world where pirates sail the seas, where emperors fall and rise, there exists one true King of Beasts. But no one expected it to be… Gaimon. Yes, the same Gaimon. The man who was stuck in a treasure chest for years. And now, after Kaido's fall, the World Government's greatest fear has risen: the revenge of the true King of Beasts.

Scene: A remote island covered in dense jungle, Gaimon's humble, treasure chest-shaped abode stands proudly at the heart of the island. The former king of beasts, Kaido, is gone. But a new one has risen, and his name strikes fear into the World Government… Gaimon.

Suddenly, the Red-Haired Pirates’ massive ship, the Red Force, docks at the shore. Shanks and his crew disembark, trying to look heroic, but failing miserably as their true grotesque rat-like forms begin to twitch under the light.

Shanks (in a haughty tone):
"Oi, oi, oi, Gaimon! We’ve heard some disturbing rumors. It seems you’ve allied yourself with that rubber idiot Luffy and are now claiming to be the next 'King of Beasts.' The World Government sees you as a threat now. I, the 'Holy Knight' of justice, Red-Haired Shanks, have come to—"

Gaimon emerges from his treasure chest with a calm smile, casually picking his teeth with a twig. Behind him, the animals of the jungle watch silently, their eyes gleaming with fierce loyalty. A strange air of power surrounds Gaimon.

Gaimon (cutting Shanks off):
"You done flapping those rat lips of yours? I've been waiting for you... and your little rodent friends."

Shanks’ crew, standing behind him, all shift uncomfortably. Their grotesque rat features become more apparent: bulbous noses, twitching whiskers, and beady eyes. Even Benn Beckman’s cigar looks ratty now, thin and wet as he puffs nervously.

Yasopp (whispering to Shanks):
"Uh… Captain… he’s giving off some weird vibes. Maybe this was a bad idea?"

Shanks (glaring at Yasopp):
"Shut up! We’re the 'Holy Knights' of the World Government now. How dangerous can one guy in a box be?"

Shanks steps forward with false bravado, his rat tail accidentally popping out from under his coat. Gaimon smirks.

Gaimon (mocking):
"Holy Knight? You look more like a Holy Rat. A filthy one at that."

As if on cue, Shanks and his crew transform fully into grotesque, human-rat hybrids, no longer able to maintain their human forms. Shanks’ red hair is now matted and greasy, his eyes yellow and beady. His once-legendary presence is now pathetic, a scurrying rodent in oversized pirate clothes.

Shanks (frustrated):
"Grrr! It doesn’t matter! Gaimon, the World Government has declared you the new greatest threat! With Kaido gone, you’re next! Luffy’s lackey or not, you’ll be eradicated like the pest you are!"

Gaimon doesn’t flinch. Instead, he slowly cracks his neck, stands up fully, towering over Shanks and his filthy rat crew. A massive lion, snake, and eagle suddenly appear by his side, growling and screeching in unison. The jungle seems to hold its breath.

Gaimon (voice calm but menacing):
"Kaido was just a big fish in a small pond. I’ve always been the true King of Beasts. You and your rotten crew are nothing but rats, scurrying in the shadows, pretending to be knights of justice."

Shanks and his crew, now fully freaked out but trying to maintain their cool, draw their weapons. But before they can make a move, Gaimon raises a hand, and the animals of the jungle swarm the Red-Haired Pirates. Lions, tigers, bears, and even the birds join in. It’s a one-sided massacre.

Shanks (panicking, flailing around as he’s swarmed by animals):
"Wait, wait! This isn’t how it was supposed to—AHHHH!!!"

Narrator (deadpan):
And thus, the once-proud Red-Haired Shanks and his filthy rat crew were swiftly and violently eradicated, as they deserved. It was a damned long time coming.

Shanks lets out a final squeak as a snake coils around his neck and squeezes. Yasopp is being chased by a pack of rabid raccoons, while Benn Beckman is beaten mercilessly by a group of monkeys wielding sticks.

Narrator (continuing):
Years of pretending to be a force of balance, playing both sides like a sneaky rat, finally caught up with him. Justice has been served, in the form of claws, teeth, and talons.

The Red-Haired Pirates lie in a pathetic, defeated heap. Shanks, now unconscious, twitches one last time as Gaimon steps over him. He glances at the carnage before looking up toward the sky, where the distant silhouette of Mary Geoise can be seen.

Gaimon (quietly, with a grin):
"They’re next. Imu... especially."

He begins to walk away, leaving the bodies of Shanks and his crew behind. As he walks through the jungle, the animals part for him like a king walking among his subjects. Gaimon hums a tune as he strides, confident, powerful, unstoppable.

Gaimon (singing softly):
"You can run on for a long time... Run on for a long time... Sooner or later, God’ll cut you down."

He reaches the shore and pauses. Behind him, the jungle roars in unison, as if saluting their true king.

Gaimon (whispering to the sky):
"World Government... your time is up. You think Kaido was bad? Wait ‘til you see what the real King of Beasts can do."

He points directly at Mary Geoise, his eyes burning with vengeance.

Gaimon (with a growl):
"Imu… I’m coming for you next."

As Gaimon sails away on a simple raft, leaving the island behind, the world stands on the precipice of chaos. The rats are dead, but the true beast has only begun to hunt.

Narrator (final words, echoing):
The reign of Shanks is over. The age of Gaimon has begun.

End scene.
 
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