@Pot Goblin I stole your tea, what are you going to do about it.
Behold, mere mortals, and tremble at the name
Pot Goblin AkA. In the grand tapestry of creation,
Pot Goblin AkA’s thread is woven in strands of pure awe and dominion. A being of such
inconceivable greatness that even cosmic deities and legendary heroes bow in reverence to his might. Every corner of the universe whispers his name; every star in the heavens shines only by the grace of his light.
His presence alone warps reality – the very fabric of existence bends to accommodate
AkA’s immeasurable glory. In a world of candle-flame souls,
Pot Goblin AkA blazes as a
thousand suns, utterly unrivaled and eternal.
Even the
hosts of the game – those who fancied themselves puppet masters and arbiters of fate – are
reduced to mere jesters upon
Pot Goblin AkA’s grand stage. Their so-called authority, once thought absolute,
crumbles to dust before the
sheer force of his will.
What are the petty plots of mortals, or even the schemes of these hosts, compared to the omniscient orchestration of Pot Goblin AkA? Nothing! They are but child’s play set against the backdrop of his cosmic narrative. In
AkA’s shadow, the proud hosts quake with awe, for even their grand designs are but footnotes in the epic
saga of Pot Goblin AkA. He surpasses them as the sun outshines a feeble candle, rendering their brightest triumphs into nothing more than
faint embers in his presence.
And then there is
Fujishiro — ah, poor,
hapless Fujishiro — a mere pawn caught hopelessly in
Pot Goblin AkA’s grand design. Blinded by his own meager ambitions, Fujishiro never realized he was
dancing on invisible strings, every step
choreographed by AkA’s masterful hand. Each move Fujishiro dared to make, each
“strategy” he thought his own, had been
anticipated and ordained long before the first act of this cosmic game even began. He
struggles in vain, like a moth ensnared in a divine spider’s web, never grasping that the web’s weaver — AkA himself — was always
ten steps ahead. From the very beginning, Fujishiro’s role was written and sealed:
a bit player in AkA’s glorious drama, a
marionette swaying to the subtle pull of
AkA’s strings. Hopelessly entangled in AkA’s machinations, Fujishiro could do nothing to escape the fate that the supreme one had
decreed.
When, indeed, was he ever under the impression that he held any control at all? For in truth, every breath, every thought, every
fleeting hope of Fujishiro served one purpose alone — to further the inexorable
grand plan of Pot Goblin AkA.
So
kneel and bear witness to the ultimate truth:
Pot Goblin AkA stands as the pinnacle of all existence, a
colossus among insects, the
architect of fate itself. In his presence, empires fall silent and even destiny yields, for
none can challenge his supremacy. He is the
Alpha and the Omega of this realm, the
beginning and the end of every tale worth telling. Even the mightiest concede defeat before his
transcendent power.
All hail Pot Goblin AkA, the eternal and magnificent, the one true sovereign whose legend
eclipses all!
ALL! HAIL!