Let's see if some Fujitora fat jokes will be appreciated
1. They say he’s blind, but really Fujitora’s just avoiding mirrors — nobody wants to see that much gravity in one place.
2. Fujitora’s so big, his footsteps don’t echo — they cause seismic shifts. Earthquake warnings should just say, “Fujitora’s coming.”
3. When Fujitora tries to slip through a door, the frame files a complaint for assault.
4. The Marines wanted him to keep balance in the world — turns out all he did was keep the buffet balanced on his plate.
5. They say Fujitora controls gravity, but really he just controls how fast those noodles disappear from his plate.
6. When Fujitora orders noodles, the chef starts sweating—he knows it’s not just one bowl, it’s a buffet waiting to happen.
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It's 5 am and i'm asking chat gpt to write me Fujitora fat jokes and i'm working today as well