Spoiler One Piece Chapter 1152 Spoilers Discussion
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Title: 🛐 OH GREAT @Lance_Dragonite , GRANT US THE BLESSED FOOL SUMMARY — OUR SOULS ARE FRACTURING 🛐
Dear Most Illustrious, Unquestionably Supreme, Celestial High-Modulus Overlord of Spoilers,
Sir Lance the Dragonite, Keeper of Truth, Architect of Weekly Salvation,
And His Eternal Comrade-in-Chaos, the One They Whisper About in Reverent Fear —
Redon the Merciful, the Lore-Bearer, the Fool Summary Whisperer,
Please. I come before you, crawling on the floor of WorstGen, bloodied from dodging agenda posts, gasping for breath beneath the crushing weight of 340+ pages of pure semantic warfare. The forum has become a lawless wasteland. People are comparing Vice Admirals to Yonkō. Someone said Usopp beats Kizaru. Others are digging up Chapter 957 to argue about bounty semantics like it's the Rosetta Stone. There's a full-blown treatise on Zoro's CoC sparks. I fear the last few readers with logic have already migrated to MangaHelpers.
There is no fool summary. There are no raws. And yet, like sailors adrift with no compass, we fight. Aimlessly. Tirelessly. Stupidly.
You see, O Noble Lance, each passing hour without your holy leak only feeds the dark gods of agenda. The Admiral Bros chant in dark tongues. The ZKK survivors have emerged from their crypts, boldened by the silence. And somewhere in the corner, a lonely man still insists Carrot is on the ship. I can’t. I just can’t anymore.
We are but humble clowns in your glorious circus, Lance. You hold the keys to clarity, to peace, to page 1 spoilers that actually say something besides “someone is surprised.” Grant us the fool summary, your royal crumbs, your laughably vague nuggets of plot, so that we may at least redirect our insanity to misinterpreting actual facts, rather than crafting entire dissertations over a panel that may or may not exist.
I beg you. Drop the spoiler. Not for me. Not for yourself.
But for the child who logged onto WorstGen for the first time today and saw a grown man write, “Lucci > G5 Luffy, cope.”
For the theorist who still believes in Devil Fruit Awakenings working like stands.
For the mod who had to delete 46 posts in one thread because someone said “Akainu > Joy Boy.”
For the culture.
Oh Lance, thou who rides the winds of the spoiler seas, and whose threads reach more replies than Oda’s own SBS — drop the fool summary like Kaido dropped Luffy in Act I. Swiftly. Brutally. With zero context.
We don’t need the full chapter. We don’t need high-res scans.
Just a sweet, brain-melting “Sanji does something funny,” and we’ll stretch it into 800 posts of delusion in less than an hour.
I have sacrificed my soul.
My reputation.
My last working brain cell.
All for this.
Fool Summary when? 🕊️
Forever your loyal servant in degeneracy,
OneSpoilerlessSimp
Dear Most Illustrious, Unquestionably Supreme, Celestial High-Modulus Overlord of Spoilers,
Sir Lance the Dragonite, Keeper of Truth, Architect of Weekly Salvation,
And His Eternal Comrade-in-Chaos, the One They Whisper About in Reverent Fear —
Redon the Merciful, the Lore-Bearer, the Fool Summary Whisperer,
Please. I come before you, crawling on the floor of WorstGen, bloodied from dodging agenda posts, gasping for breath beneath the crushing weight of 340+ pages of pure semantic warfare. The forum has become a lawless wasteland. People are comparing Vice Admirals to Yonkō. Someone said Usopp beats Kizaru. Others are digging up Chapter 957 to argue about bounty semantics like it's the Rosetta Stone. There's a full-blown treatise on Zoro's CoC sparks. I fear the last few readers with logic have already migrated to MangaHelpers.
There is no fool summary. There are no raws. And yet, like sailors adrift with no compass, we fight. Aimlessly. Tirelessly. Stupidly.
You see, O Noble Lance, each passing hour without your holy leak only feeds the dark gods of agenda. The Admiral Bros chant in dark tongues. The ZKK survivors have emerged from their crypts, boldened by the silence. And somewhere in the corner, a lonely man still insists Carrot is on the ship. I can’t. I just can’t anymore.
We are but humble clowns in your glorious circus, Lance. You hold the keys to clarity, to peace, to page 1 spoilers that actually say something besides “someone is surprised.” Grant us the fool summary, your royal crumbs, your laughably vague nuggets of plot, so that we may at least redirect our insanity to misinterpreting actual facts, rather than crafting entire dissertations over a panel that may or may not exist.
I beg you. Drop the spoiler. Not for me. Not for yourself.
But for the child who logged onto WorstGen for the first time today and saw a grown man write, “Lucci > G5 Luffy, cope.”
For the theorist who still believes in Devil Fruit Awakenings working like stands.
For the mod who had to delete 46 posts in one thread because someone said “Akainu > Joy Boy.”
For the culture.
Oh Lance, thou who rides the winds of the spoiler seas, and whose threads reach more replies than Oda’s own SBS — drop the fool summary like Kaido dropped Luffy in Act I. Swiftly. Brutally. With zero context.
We don’t need the full chapter. We don’t need high-res scans.
Just a sweet, brain-melting “Sanji does something funny,” and we’ll stretch it into 800 posts of delusion in less than an hour.
I have sacrificed my soul.
My reputation.
My last working brain cell.
All for this.
Fool Summary when? 🕊️
Forever your loyal servant in degeneracy,
OneSpoilerlessSimp
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I actualy agree that CoC isn't about ambition, never said otherwise. And I explained my stance when it comes to Kid, which is also about Law as well.
I'm sorry if I seemed harsh earlier, I apologize. I just didn't appreciate the misrepresenting of my point and mocking me behind my back by replying to someone whose post had nothing to do with what I said.
Simply put, I don't see Law fighting a Gorosei and I don't think he'd need CoC against an HK. Nor do I see how it serves the story if he gets it (assuming I'm right about him not fighting a Gorosei and not needing it against the HKs). So I just don't see him getting CoC as of now. I get your point about Oda gifting that power to whomever he wants without any real reason, we'll have to agree to disagree on that.
I'm sorry if I seemed harsh earlier, I apologize. I just didn't appreciate the misrepresenting of my point and mocking me behind my back by replying to someone whose post had nothing to do with what I said.
Simply put, I don't see Law fighting a Gorosei and I don't think he'd need CoC against an HK. Nor do I see how it serves the story if he gets it (assuming I'm right about him not fighting a Gorosei and not needing it against the HKs). So I just don't see him getting CoC as of now. I get your point about Oda gifting that power to whomever he wants without any real reason, we'll have to agree to disagree on that.
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