Issho is not just any dog—he's a chaos elemental wrapped in fur, fangs, and a deceptively adorable face. A true menace to furniture, fingers, and food alike, this gremlin on four paws devours everything in his path with the hunger of a thousand cursed souls. Socks? Gone. Couch cushions? Eviscerated. A sandwich left alone for 0.3 seconds? Rest in pieces.
Biting? Oh, it's Issho's love language. He doesn’t discriminate—ankles, guests, delivery men, your grandma—everyone gets a nibble. You don’t pet Issho. You survive him.
And yet... somehow... impossibly... he's still a
cutie patootie. His eyes sparkle with mischief and just enough remorse to get away with it. His little tail wags after a crime scene like
he was the victim all along. You look at that face—ears perked, drool glistening—and you forget that just ten minutes ago, he tried to eat drywall.
Issho is proof that true evil can still be cuddly. And honestly? We'd let him bite us again.