Hello m8s,
I've come to learn that ultimately in mafia you can beat 99% of the accusations by just yapping your way out of it. In this TikTok generation - tone, AtE, activity, and sheer perseverance is >>> logic when it comes to solving and defending yourself. The susiest of bakas can yap for 2 hours straight and magically watch as the noose untighten from their necks.
That's why we need giga chad anti-yappers... The 60th Expeditioners of mafia...
Re-introducing
The Town COREporation™
A once retired faction of giga chad anti-yapping CATALYSTS with the sole purpose of locking onto scum and disintegrating them, bypassing all the nonsense.
We are back stronger than ever and we are looking for YOU, random citizen. Come join us and acquire all the mafia glory you seek!
Together, we will Make Mafia Great Again. Let me know in any way if you are interested in joining the CORE. There is a lot of fresh new blood out there that can be recruited.
Requirements to join:
- Must be able to tunnel and show conviction through all the nonsense
- Have good reads (optional)
Current members:
- Kekko - CEO of Town COREporation™
- Alexis - Catalyst in training to become the Catalyst of AI. In charge of hunting mafia via complex AI models.
- Psychic - Catalyst in training to become the Catalyst of Sorcery. In charge of hunting mafia via "saw it in a dream".
Members on haitus/ex members:
- Tpein (Vice President) - Oversees Town Core in Kekko's absence.
- TAC (Catalyst of Memes Department) - In charge of hunting mafia via how they react to his memes.
- Shredded Cal (Catalyst of the Gym) - In charge of training the giga chadness stats of Town Core members.
- Typo (Catalyst of Creating Fake Writeups) - In charge of hunting mafia via fake writeups.
- Rhea (Catalyst of Town Leading) - In charge of rounding up lost townies.
- Chadnight Delight (Catalyst of LHFs) - In charge of hunting mafia via baiting them to lynch LHFs.
- Worst (Catalyst of Lies) - In charge of hunting mafia via lying.
- Beta the Final (Catalyst of IQ) - In charge of hunting mafia via sheer IQ difference.
- Queen Emilia (Catalyst of Simps) - In charge of hunting mafia via gathering town simps and yeeting everyone else.
- Kvothe Kingkiller (Catalyst of Reading Kekko) - In charge of hunting mafia via helping townies read Kekko.
Common Allies
- Hime (Worked as a temporary Town Core Mascot)
- Dr. Prof (Worked as a hired Town Core Mercenary. Only available in games where Ratchet is the final villain)
- Charlie (Worked as a vote accountant to facilitate Town Core duties)
- Kagura (Worked as a special secret agent for the Town Core)
- Lind L. Taylor (Worked as a special secret agent for the Town Core)
- Peroroncino (Worked as part of the anti-simp movement. Only available in games where Flower is the final villain)
Common Rivals
- Ratchet (Member of TSA, a wannabe weaker faction)
- Ultra (Member of TSA, a wannabe weaker faction)
- Destroya (Member of TSA, a wannabe weaker faction)
- Aether (Ex. member of TSA, a wannabe weaker faction)
- Blue (CEO of Indie Core, a rivaling weaker faction)
- Lord Melkor (Godfather of Scum Core, a rivaling weaker faction)
Common Villains
- Flower (Archnemesis of the Town Core. Maxed out yapping, simp gathering, and AtE stats. Ask for Backup if seen in sight. Do NOT fight unless full squad. You won't yeet her solo)
- Fooj (Worked as a Town Core setup researcher. Exposed to be a spy Indie Core member hiding in the Town Core)
- Mango (Catalyst of Open Scumming. Once a renounced Town Core executive, now a wandering destroyer of cores everywhere)
- Rion (Known shit talker of Town Core. Lynch/Vig on sight unless he behaves)
- Muugen (Known shit talker of Town Core. Lynch/Vig on sight unless he behaves)
- Joygirl (A sidekick working under flower. AtE'er in training)