MMA Thread

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@Hako Sama @SakazOuki @Bullet

DDP really did make himself Strickland's new father with this level of glaze holy shit
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/OvfSx5iSmls

Well they do like to say that all life originated from Africa (from DDP specifically)

 

[Hako Sama]

Khamzat is not using too much energy to wrestle, DDP isn't offering much resistance either, just defending himself very well.
It looks like Khamzat will win by a clean decision.

 

[SakazOuki]

This is like watching national geographic

 

[shastar-sei]

It's nice to watch a big fight without having a pick. No bets, no favorites.

Khamzat is completely dominating with entire rounds of control time using the crucifix, taking the back, and threatening the RNC. Every takedown has been successful, and the ground & pound is starting to pick up.

 

[EmperorKinyagi]

This is like watching national geographic

Cumshot is going full Belal I hate this

 

[Hako Sama]

DDP lmfao
what a clown

save us fluffy

 

[SakazOuki]

Cumshot is going full Belal I hate this

 

[EmperorKinyagi]

Im coping cuz I lost $100 but what a boring fight

Bro just humped DDP for 5 rounds

 

[Hako Sama]

oh man why ddp is so retarded

 

[EmperorKinyagi]

I dont understand how DDP simultaneously has amazing submission defense and absolute dog shit takedown defense

Like bro spent all his time practicing how to stop himself from getting cranked and completely forgot the takedown part

 

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500 punches vs 50

 

[EmperorKinyagi]

500 punches vs 50

492 of Khamzat’s punches were insignificant

I think that’s a record for a title fight

@SakazOuki you may have won today but your boy proclaimed himself the new Belal with a record number of insignificant strikes

 

[SakazOuki]

492 of Khamzat’s punches were insignificant

I think that’s a record for a title fight

@SakazOuki you may have won today but your boy proclaimed himself the new Belal with a record number of insignificant strikes

Who cares this was one of the best 25 minutes of my life

 

[EmperorKinyagi]

Who cares this was one of the best 25 minutes of my life

bro admits his life peaked at watching 25 minutes of dry humping

 

[mmd]

 

[Bad English]

492 of Khamzat’s punches were insignificant

I think that’s a record for a title fight

Right but Chimaev bulldozed him

 

[сука]

the fucker actually has 5 round cardio now

Cumsplat can have the belt for a long time, but I don't expect many finishes against high level opposition since he's sacrificing dealing damage on the ground for the sake of not gassing out.

 

[Fn Lucci]

90% of MMA viewers just eat up a very simple narrative. "Oh Khamzat needs a finish in two rounds or DDP can do anything to him"

Five round decision lmao. He either just magically got that ability or you actually just dunno what the fuck you're talking about since he's never had a five round fight.

 

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90% of MMA viewers just eat up a very simple narrative. "Oh Khamzat needs a finish in two rounds or DDP can do anything to him"

Five round decision lmao. He either just magically got that ability or you actually just dunno what the fuck you're talking about since he's never had a five round fight.

"people are stupid for questioning his 5 round cardio even though we've seen him struggle even in 3 round fights"

 

[Bullet]

Khamzat didn't gass because he didn't do anything
One takedown and then dry hump the rest of the round
It's on DDP too for not having better take down defense. You gotta make him struggle for him him to come short later on bro.

Only hope is Fluffy Hernandez. The rest of the division is cooked.

"people are stupid for questioning his 5 round cardio even though we've seen him struggle even in 3 round fights"

I'm so different and smart 🤓
"This guy could barely fight for 6 minutes but let me go and make fun of people questioning his ability to go 25"