As I walk through the Valley where the Gooners all rest
I take a look at my crew and realize we all obsessed
‘Cause we been simpin’ and goonin’ so long that
Even Whitebeard admits that his riz game is whack
But I ain't never seen a queen that looked this perfect
Treatin’ Shakky like a goddess, you know we all unworthy
You better watch how you droolin’ and where you standin’
Or the World Goonerment gon’ catch you lackin’
I really hate to trip, but I gotta simp
As they drool, I see my bounty on the wanted slip
Fool, I’m the kinda Goon that the lil’ Rocks wanna be like
On my knees in the night, prayin’ “Shakky be my wife”
Been spendin’ most our lives
Livin’ in a Gooner’s Paradise
Been spendin’ most our lives
Livin’ in a Gooner’s Paradise
Look at the situation, the Government schemin’
They snatched up Shakky ‘cause the pirates were dreamin’
So Roger pulled up with his crew on sight
Gol D Gooner in the flesh, tryna simp for life
I’m a haki’d up fool with a sake in my hand
Got that D in my name and a simp in my plan
I’m a lovestruck captain, set-trippin’ weeper
And Rocks in the corner just a jealous creeper
Fool, death ain’t nothin’ but a heartthrob away
I’m goonin’ life do or die, what can I say?
I’m 23 now but will I live to 24?
The way these pirates down bad, I don’t know!
Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the one we want is Shakky, queen of the sea?
Been spendin’ most their lives
Livin’ in a Gooner’s Paradise
Been spendin’ most their lives
Livin’ in a Gooner’s Paradise
Power and the booty, booty and the power
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody simpin’, but half of ‘em not thinkin’
The World Goonvernment laughin’ while the Rocks all sinkin’
They say I gotta learn, but nobody gonna school me
If they can’t stop goonin’, then they never gonna rule me
I guess they can’t, I guess they won’t
I guess they simp—that’s why the Valley’s just a joke, fool!
Been spendin’ most our lives
Livin’ in a Gooner’s Paradise
Been spendin’ most our lives
Livin’ in a Gooner’s Paradise
Tell me why are we so blind to see
That Gol D Roger just a Gol D Simp like me?
Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the ones we hurt are Rocks’ dignity?