Early 1160 Leaks - Two Legends: The Hair Hair and Bald Bald Fruit
-Harald follows Rocks to God Valley to save citizens from the Human Hunt
-Harald attacks a God's Knight and one shots them
-Harald declares he can no longer ally with the WG, knowing the true evil they allow
-Harald reveals his real name:
Hair Ole D. Baldy
-Rocks knew legends of Elbaph, from Davy Jones' Logbook.
-Rocks wanted Harald to eat the Hair Logia
-The Hair Logia has to be eaten by the Baldest Giant in the World
-The Bald Paramecia has to be eaten by the person with the most beautiful hair in the world
-Rocks was trying to find the person with the most beautiful hair
-The Hair Logia lets the User control their own hair strands like tails, and grow it infinitely, while the Bald Paramecia makes it so the User loses all their hair, knocks the hair off of anything they touch, and lets them control any hair that they've removed
-Davy Jones was really fucking pissed he was bald, and made the Bald Fruit to curse everyone who had the hair he wanted
-Davy Jones' Curse was so powerful, that his Fruit seeks out the person with the most beautiful hair in the world
-Once the Bald Fruit is eaten, its user becomes incredibly evil as a result of losing the hair they loved so much
-We see Davy D. Teach burning down a huge, ancient-looking barbershop, while holding a Devil Fruit
-"Zehahahahahaha... once I kidnap THAT WOMAN, I'll be able to make the entire world Bald! THOSE CELESTIAL DRAGON SIMPS, WILL HAVE NO BEAUTIFUL WOMEN TO BANG! JUST BALD BITCHES, ZEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
-Narrator Box:
This Man's Dream was Insane: To Ruin the Sex Life of Every Celestial Dragon, by Making Everyone in the Entire World Bald
In an epic Double Spread Page, Blackbeard takes off his Toupee
"CAT-BURGLAR NAMI! FROM THE CARPET, TO THE DRAPES, EVERY BIT OF YOU... WILL BECOME BALD, ZEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AND YOUR IRRESISTABLE BEAUTY... WILL BALD THE ENTIRE WORLD!!! My real name...
IS DAVY BAL D. BEARD TEACH!!!"
Editor's Note: No Hair Next Week