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MOTHERFUCKING FUCK. THAT WAS THE LAST, UTTER, FUCKING STRAW FOR ME.
I FOUGHT FOR ZORO SUPREMACY I FUCKING LOST FRIENDS FOR HIM. I WORE THE BANDANA IRL.
I HAD FAITH. I HAD FAITH IN YOU, YOU FUCKING BASTARD. YOU SHATTERED EVERYTHING. I WAS ONE OF THE MOST LOYAL ONE PIECE FOLLOWERS. I MANAGED TO GET DOZENS OF PEOPLE INTO IT. AND THIS IS HOW YOU THANK ME AFTER 30 YEARS OF PATIENCE TO SEE LANJI NEVER GET CONQUERORS?
FUCKING HELL, FUCK YOU ODA. FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHITTY FUCKING LITTLE MANGA. I HANG THE GLORIOUS KING OF HELL PANEL OVER MY BED, AND MY GOD I WILL NOT GIVE IN. YOU LITERALLY WOULD HAVE TO CLAW IT FROM MY COLD, DEAD FUCKING BODY. I WILL DENY, DENY, DENY WHAT YOU JUST DID! YOU'RE AS GOOD AS DEAD TO ME! YOU TRAITOROUS OLD FUCK!!
FUCK SANJI. FUCK GABAN. FUCK KILLINGHAM. FUCK ELBAF. FUCK ONE PIECE. FUCKING GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING - BLAND, HELL-BOUND, BROKEN, DISGUSTING AND WASTING ZORO'S COC POTENTIAL FOR SUBVERTING EXPECTATIONS !
GABAN PARALLEL MY ASS. GABAN COULD HAVE BEEN A FINE OLD MAN WITH AN AXE AND A DREAM. INSTEAD HE HAS BEEN WEAPONIZED AGAINST ME PERSONALLY. HE IS THE WRINKLED MIDWIFE DELIVERING SANJI AGENDA THROUGH THE STRETCHED INTROTUS OF ODAโS MOST CURSED DECISION, WHILE THE LANJI FANBASE STANDS AROUND CLAPPING LIKE THEY JUST WITNESSED THE BIRTH OF CHRIST.
I AM NOT OKAY.
I WILL NEVER BE OKAY.
FROM THIS DAY FORWARD, I AM READING ONE PIECE LIKE A MAN STUDYING AN ENEMY TREATY. NO JOY. NO WONDER. NO โODA COOKED.โ ONLY COLD ANALYSIS AND BLOOD PRESSURE DAMAGE.
EVERY NEW CHAPTER, I WILL OPEN THE SCANS WITH ONE HAND ON MY ZORO FIGURE AND THE OTHER READY TO CLOSE THE TAB.
EVERY SANJI PANEL WILL BE TREATED AS HOSTILE PROPAGANDA.
EVERY ZORO SILENCE WILL BE INTERPRETED AS SUPPRESSED GREATNESS.
EVERY TIME LUFFY SMILES AT THAT BLONDE BASTARD, I WILL ASSUME BLACKMAIL.
AND IF ODA THINKS IโM GOING TO ACCEPT THIS, IF HE THINKS IโM GOING TO ROLL OVER AND LET THE LANJI AGENDA DRAG ITS GREASY KNUCKLES ACROSS THE PERINEUM OF MY SOUL, HE HAS ANOTHER THING COMING.
I WILL COPE LOUDER.
I WILL DENY HARDER.
I WILL POWERSCALE WITH THE FURY OF A THOUSAND LOCKED THREADS.
ZORO IS STILL HIM.
ZORO HAS ALWAYS BEEN HIM.
ZORO WILL REMAIN HIM EVEN IF ODA PERSONALLY DESCENDS FROM JAPAN, KICKS MY DOOR DOWN, AND TATTOOS โSANJI = ZOROโ ACROSS MY CHEST WITH A NEEDLE MADE OF PURE CANON.
I WILL SCRAPE IT OFF.
I WILL BLEED GREEN.
I WILL STAND BEFORE THE FINAL WAR, DERANGED, SLEEP-DEPRIVED, CLUTCHING MY BANDANA LIKE A ROSARY, AND I WILL SAY WHAT ALL COWARDS FEAR TO SAY:
ZORO LOW DIFFS.
ZORO ALWAYS LOW DIFFS.
AND IF REALITY DISAGREES, THEN REALITY WAS WRITTEN IN THE FOLDS OF A LANJI FANโS COPIUM-SOAKED LABIA.