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  1. Carver

    [FNZ] Role Madness Bullet Train Role Madness

    Like I said, an old acquaintance of mine.
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    [FNZ] Role Madness Bullet Train Role Madness

    He's an old acquaintance of mine. Who do you think told me the restrooms in the train can't survive the Tacobell infused Hadouken I was about to fire from my ass.
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    [FNZ] Role Madness Bullet Train Role Madness

    That's the whole point of my existence! Did you know the tadpole that won the race was so sarcastic, that the rest of them cringed and let it win. I have no reads. That's what we have @Fujishiro for. I only know Emil is town.
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    [FNZ] Role Madness Bullet Train Role Madness

    What a great idea, how did I not think of it before!
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    [FNZ] Role Madness Bullet Train Role Madness

    Don't execute Emil, you crime fighting shit swizzlers.
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    [FNZ] Role Madness Bullet Train Role Madness

    You heard that door knock?
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    [FNZ] Role Madness Bullet Train Role Madness

    Well sorry White Death kind of exploded your wife on accident, but I heard she was cheating anyway so you're welcome ;)
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    [FNZ] Role Madness Bullet Train Role Madness

    Wonder what else you sucked with a face looking like that
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    [FNZ] Role Madness Bullet Train Role Madness

    Ayoo trigger happy maniacs I know this monkey looking guy came in swinging from the wrong vines but if you spill his blood it's going to dirty my superhero spandex, do that shit... elsewhere
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    [FNZ] Role Madness Bullet Train Role Madness

    Yo listen up big fuzzy dude. Time to zip it and handle your business like a bear. Whining won't melt the ice any faster than my charm melts hearts and panties. Get those paws of my pal over here or I'm gonna have me a new skin rug.
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    [FNZ] Role Madness Bullet Train Role Madness

    Alright, you ragtag bunch of misfits and weirdos, listen up! We've got a job to do, and yeah, it's gonna be messy...
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    [FNZ] Role Madness Bullet Train Role Madness

    Your mo- Ehm
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    [FNZ] Role Madness Bullet Train Role Madness

    Ah the Prince, a name I haven't heard in awhile. Many don't know this by I think his underlying motive is to slay the WhiteDeath. Mine was as well... Hunting the WhiteDeath is only but a part of his goal ~
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