Speculations Vegapunk will live-broadcast the Gorosei to prove the world is ruled by evil ancient aliens

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#1
As always, there exists one being above all others in the universe:

Caribou



And through his wise words, we have PROOF that the Gorosei are, indeed, the Gods of the planets they are named after. How did Caribou prove this, you ask, you non-believer, who doubts the vast complexities of the Swamp? Look no further than chapter 1,108, where Caribou states the Ancient Weapons named after the other planets in the solar system are named after gods:



The VIZ translation is: "That one of the Ancient Weapon named after Gods... Poseidon... refers to the power of Shirahoshi, Princess of Fish-Man Island, and that another one, Pluton, slumbers beneath the nation of Wano."

If the Ancient Weapons are named after both Planets and Gods, and the Gorosei are also named after planets in the same Solar System, then... the Gorosei are most likely the Gods of those planets.

This is why the Gorosei cannot reveal their powers to the public; the WG is built around the false concept that it's ruled by 20 founding kingdoms and then other kingdoms with less power. Forget Imu, imagine finding out that the people ruling your world are the gods of other planets?

That's a Jimmy Neutron Brain Blast.

If Caribou knows about the Gods, many other do, as well; meaning, the actual forms of these entities probably exist somewhere in modern mythology. The Gorosei couldn't full erase their existence from history, so, they turned themselves in mythology, like Youkai.

Once people see the Gorosei, everyone in the world will know the truth: that the world is ruled by evil Gods from other planets, not the kings the WG claims rules it.

Vegapunk's entire plan was to livebroadcast the Gorosei's existence after baiting them to attack Egghead.



Played.

Like.

Fiddles.

It doesn't even matter if Mars blows up that Snail, Vegapunk already has 9 minutes of Kaiju-grade action of the Gorosei turning into giant monsters and doing all kinds of evil, satanic-ass bullshit, the snail in the lab has been broadcasting the data to back-up snails around the world so that the message can't be stopped. The time limit existed to get enough footage of the Gorosei blowing up Egghead before the message went global. I mean, if it's a worldwide message, there need to be other snails.

Like any great mad genius, Vegapunk only announced his plan once it was unable to be stopped, IE, after Saturn had already attacked. The Gorosei can do nothing to stop this broadcast, they've already lost.



The Gorosei absolutely fucked up treating Vegapunk and the world the way they did, they funded their own downfall. The Seraphim weren't designed to aid the Gorosei, but rebel against them, like the Angels that rebelled against Heaven in mythology.

Vegapunk is about to livebroadcast the Ancient History: the world is ruled by evil ancient aliens. And the entire world will see the Marines are allied with the Gorosei, the evil gods who have secretly ruled the world from the shadows.


It's fucking Gainax ALL OVER AGAIN.

IT'S ALWAYS

FUCKING

ANCIENT

ALIENS

(SCREAMS IN STUDIO TRIGGER)



GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SEPHIROTH

METAL GEAR (does Metal Gear Solid even have aliens)

HALO

ASS EFFECT

NEON GENESIS EVANGELION

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Stussy is Imu's Mom?!?!??!!?!?

Shake your gyatts for the Gorizzlers
 
#8
As always, there exists one being above all others in the universe:

Caribou



And through his wise words, we have PROOF that the Gorosei are, indeed, the Gods of the planets they are named after. How did Caribou prove this, you ask, you non-believer, who doubts the vast complexities of the Swamp? Look no further than chapter 1,108, where Caribou states the Ancient Weapons named after the other planets in the solar system are named after gods:



The VIZ translation is: "That one of the Ancient Weapon named after Gods... Poseidon... refers to the power of Shirahoshi, Princess of Fish-Man Island, and that another one, Pluton, slumbers beneath the nation of Wano."

If the Ancient Weapons are named after both Planets and Gods, and the Gorosei are also named after planets in the same Solar System, then... the Gorosei are most likely the Gods of those planets.

This is why the Gorosei cannot reveal their powers to the public; the WG is built around the false concept that it's ruled by 20 founding kingdoms and then other kingdoms with less power. Forget Imu, imagine finding out that the people ruling your world are the gods of other planets?

That's a Jimmy Neutron Brain Blast.

If Caribou knows about the Gods, many other do, as well; meaning, the actual forms of these entities probably exist somewhere in modern mythology. The Gorosei couldn't full erase their existence from history, so, they turned themselves in mythology, like Youkai.

Once people see the Gorosei, everyone in the world will know the truth: that the world is ruled by evil Gods from other planets, not the kings the WG claims rules it.

Vegapunk's entire plan was to livebroadcast the Gorosei's existence after baiting them to attack Egghead.



Played.

Like.

Fiddles.

It doesn't even matter if Mars blows up that Snail, Vegapunk already has 9 minutes of Kaiju-grade action of the Gorosei turning into giant monsters and doing all kinds of evil, satanic-ass bullshit, the snail in the lab has been broadcasting the data to back-up snails around the world so that the message can't be stopped. The time limit existed to get enough footage of the Gorosei blowing up Egghead before the message went global. I mean, if it's a worldwide message, there need to be other snails.

Like any great mad genius, Vegapunk only announced his plan once it was unable to be stopped, IE, after Saturn had already attacked. The Gorosei can do nothing to stop this broadcast, they've already lost.



The Gorosei absolutely fucked up treating Vegapunk and the world the way they did, they funded their own downfall. The Seraphim weren't designed to aid the Gorosei, but rebel against them, like the Angels that rebelled against Heaven in mythology.

Vegapunk is about to livebroadcast the Ancient History: the world is ruled by evil ancient aliens. And the entire world will see the Marines are allied with the Gorosei, the evil gods who have secretly ruled the world from the shadows.


It's fucking Gainax ALL OVER AGAIN.

IT'S ALWAYS

FUCKING

ANCIENT

ALIENS

(SCREAMS IN STUDIO TRIGGER)



GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SEPHIROTH

METAL GEAR (does Metal Gear Solid even have aliens)

HALO

ASS EFFECT

NEON GENESIS EVANGELION

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Stussy is Imu's Mom?!?!??!!?!?

Shake your gyatts for the Gorizzlers


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