Le Fishe Thread It's Time to Make Beyblades Sexy: Bey-Blades, the Waifu Based Revival

[CoC: Color of Clowns]

Okay, so Beyblades had monsters and shit in them, right?

What if they had hot chicks and dudes in them, who fought and fucked each other, instead?

Like Azure Lane, that game where all the chicks are battleships or some shit.

Like, two Beyblades are fighting, and then two hot chicks with giant knockers come out, and start swordfighting on top of the battle tops

They could sell high-grade figures, that you could lock on top of the tops when they spin, so they could sell the tops, and figures as separate items.

Imagine a Sanji Beyblade? That actually catches on fire? Okay, society is too boring to let kids have Beyblades that light on fire, but, like, flame glowing effects.

 

[Warchief Sanji D Goat]

who fought and fucked each other, instead?

 

[CoC: Color of Clowns]

The entire show is based on round objects grinding together

Why not hot women grinding together?

 

[NAMELESS]

Just posting before AL nukes this.

 

[CoC: Color of Clowns]

Just posting before AL nukes this.

This thread: LET IT RIP - AL, probaby.

It's a legitimate business idea, though. You can turn ANYTHING into cute anime girls nowadays.

 

[BoaHancocksHusband]

Okay, so Beyblades had monsters and shit in them, right?

What if they had hot chicks and dudes in them, who fought and fucked each other, instead?

Like Azure Lane, that game where all the chicks are battleships or some shit.

Like, two Beyblades are fighting, and then two hot chicks with giant knockers come out, and start swordfighting on top of the battle tops

They could sell high-grade figures, that you could lock on top of the tops when they spin, so they could sell the tops, and figures as separate items.

Imagine a Sanji Beyblade? That actually catches on fire? Okay, society is too boring to let kids have Beyblades that light on fire, but, like, flame glowing effects.

but can humans fuck their bey blades???

 

[CoC: Color of Clowns]

but can humans fuck their bey blades???

New Beyblade onahole! The Sinful Spinner!

 

[BoaHancocksHusband]

New Beyblade onahole! The Sinful Spinner!

ok now delete lol

 

[Kizaruber Eats]

:shame::shame::shame::shame::shame:

Keijo and Beyblade would be an amazing combination. We could have a yaoi version called Why Are You Gae/Geyblade too. Set in Uganda.

 

[AL sama]

It's a legitimate business idea, though. You can turn ANYTHING into cute anime girls nowadays.

leave my childhood alone coc

 

[Rej]

me and the horny gang arriving to the scene

ganggang

 

[BoaHancocksHusband]

me and the horny gang arriving to the scene

ganggang

I am here

 

[CoC: Color of Clowns]

leave my childhood alone coc

Anime has ruined my mind.

I see a Stop sign, and imagine it's a tsundere going, "S-Stop looking at me, baka! I mean... it's not like I hate it, or anything, though... Do... Do you want to walk by me, now?"

 

[Kizaruber Eats]

Anime has ruined my mind.

I see a Stop sign, and imagine it's a tsundere going, "S-Stop looking at me, baka! I mean... it's not like I hate it, or anything, though... Do... Do you want to walk by me, now?"

Spoiler: Big pics

 

[TheLastBerserker]

Unhinged threads like this bust me up

 

[Juanpiz]

Unhinged threads like this bust me up

 

[CoC: Color of Clowns]

Unhinged threads like this bust me up

Beyblades, let it unzip!

 

[Kizaruber Eats]

Beyblades, let it unzip!

 

[CoC: Color of Clowns]

Did you ever hear the legend of BBBB, or, Quad B, the Big Booty Beyblade Blaster? His throat was surgically altered to be turned into a reverse pump with a valve system.

He would swallow his Beyblade, Mentos, and then a whole liter of soda, and then seal his throat, in order to launch his Beyblade out of his ass via a pressurized hydro-gas explosion.

This technique was banned after a Nun and a child's pet rabbit were tragically decapitated during a misfire at the Bey-Blaster 2017 World Tournament.

A true tragedy. All the Bowel Blasting in the world, and he chose to use his powers for greed and evil.

Last week, I saw him outside the 7-11 lighting trash on fire with his farts and a lighter, to make laughing teenagers chuck pennies at him.

If only professional sports allowed civilian casualties, he'd still be ripping ass in the ring, to this day /s

 

[Kizaruber Eats]

This technique was banned after a Nun and a child's pet rabbit were tragically decapitated during a misfire at the Bey-Blaster 2017 World Tournament.

@Mr. Reloaded @Pot Goblin