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@Mr. Reloaded
Mr. Reloaded: WorstGen’s Furry-Noir Pirate Kingpin (Who Definitely Isn’t in the Mafia, Stop Asking)
If EmperorKinyagi is WorstGen’s pompous admiral, then Mr. Reloaded is its
chaotic neutral outlaw—equal parts pirate, rabbit-whisperer, and accidental meme messiah. A man who walks into threads wearing a metaphorical fedora and trench coat, carrying emotional baggage, several indictments, and a smoothie made from questionable ingredients.
Let’s break it down.
🐰 The Furry Wife Saga: Love, Loss, and Fursuits
Once upon a time (on WorstGen), Mr. Reloaded had a wife. She was a furry. And things… escalated.
Whether she was real, metaphorical, or a sentient fursuit is still up for debate. The relationship hit the rocks when she was “outed as a furry,” prompting Mr. Reloaded to do what any man of culture would: publicly claim she was his high school ex and then hint that he might’ve “OJ Simpsoned” her.
To clarify: he did
not murder her. But also,
he kind of did. Forum logic.
Quotes like
“I am the OJ Simpson of WorstGen” and tales of turning his “half-furry son” into a smoothie have kept this running gag alive longer than most marriages. There are even flea jokes: someone once warned a user not to quote him because
“there are fleas in his fursuit.”
And he just plays along. Because in Mr. Reloaded’s world, reality is just another punchline.
⚖️ The Furry Trial Arc: Courtroom of the Damned
In a moment of true WorstGen lunacy, Reloaded was
literally put on trial by the community.
The charges?
- Furrydom
- Zoophilia
- Blackmail
- Cannibalism
- Extortion
- …and “two counts of first-degree murder,” of course.
The witnesses?
- Reloaded Jr. (his smoothie-ized fur-son)
- His “wife” Roo
- Possibly the ghost of Bugs Bunny
The defense? Chaotic flailing.
The verdict?
Guilty of being Reloaded.
His punishment? Eternal banishment to a furry-repellent bunny hell.
And he took it all in stride. He argued, memed, and baited the jury like a man who
lives for this nonsense. Truly, the only person ever proud to be tried for “multiple fur-related felonies” in a pirate forum.
🔪 Backstabs, Betrayals & Bunny Blood Oaths
Reloaded’s closest allies tend to find daggers in their backs by Act II. He's the guy who’ll go from defending your honor to feeding your child to a blender in the same thread.
Sometimes he’s the betrayed one. Sometimes he’s the traitor. Always, he’s the one grinning about it while quoting anime.
Example: After "blending" his fur-child into a smoothie, a user quipped,
“Nice backstab, 10/10.”
Reloaded? “Lmao facts.” He
owns his villain arc.
No mafia game or roleplay thread is complete without him either flipping teams or getting fake-shot for comedy. Betrayal is his native tongue.
💼 The “Not Mafia” Family Business
Mr. Reloaded claims to be from “The Family Business.”
It is
definitely not organized crime.
He’s made threads titled
“There is no Mafia”, with winks so loud you can hear them from Alabasta. His avatars usually involve criminals, bailiffs, or suspiciously Italian mustaches.
Speculation ranges from:
- Laundering berries through fur boutiques
- Smuggling plush rabbits
- Running a seedy pet café with underground poker nights
Whatever it is, nobody buys the denials. The only reason the mods haven’t arrested him is because they’re probably on the payroll.
📜 Posting Style: Pirate Noir with a Side of Brainworms
Reloaded’s writing style is what happens when a noir detective gets hit by a One Piece wiki and falls into a rabbit hole—literally.
He peppers threads with:
- 🐇 Cryptic bunny quotes
- 🔥 Pirate slogans (“A pirate is free!”)
- 😔 Existential one-liners (“Bunnies are false prophets.”)
- 🔫 One-word drive-bys like “Cap.” “L.” or “Exposed.”
He’s part prophet, part gremlin, part Twitter reply guy. His posts don’t just derail threads—they vaporize the tracks.
He thrives in chaos. Whether it’s general chat, fanclubs, or Mafia games, if there’s drama brewing, Reloaded’s already cooking popcorn and accusing someone of zoophilia.
🧾 Final Summary: A Cult Figure of Degeneracy and Delight
Mr. Reloaded is WorstGen’s walking, talking, smooth-talking fever dream. A man whose greatest accomplishments include:
- Being tried for furry-related crimes
- Turning his own fictional family into recurring NPCs
- Denying he's in the mafia while shouting orders in Sicilian
- Keeping the forums in tears (from laughter or confusion)
He’s not the hero WorstGen deserves—but he’s the
meme antagonist it can’t live without.
Reloaded doesn’t just
post, he
descends—like an anime villain, a rabbit cult leader, and a mafioso—all in one. A living, breathing “LMAO what did I just read” moment.
And he’ll be back tomorrow.
Probably on trial again.




@Roo IS YOUR "WIFE"?! WHAT?! POOR ROO IS PROBABLY REALLY GOING TO HATE AI NOW ESPECIALLY AND BE JUSTIFIED TOO!
ROOLOADED SHIP CONFIRMED?! TIME TO MAKE THE FANFICTION AND FANART!


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