What is more impressive?


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CoC: Color of Clowns

The Emperor Wears Hoes as Meat Shields
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They can't handle the no-dick. Pussies.

SANJI HAS THE GREAT NO-COC OF ALL TIME, EAT IT, ZORO-COC-CHUGGERS

CAN'T SPEAK WITH ZORO'S COC SO DEEP IN YOUR THROAT, CAN YOU???

GUESS WHAT, SANJI FANS CAN SPEAK, BECAUSE HE HAS NO COC

TAKE THAT COC OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND DO SOME REAL POWERSCALING

JINBE, BITCH, YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I cannot describe how shit Jinbe has been since he's joined the crew, his only fight is against a racist jobber who Ulti would neg-diff, Oda actually assassinated this man's character, Oda's out here proving segregation correct because Jinbe was so much stronger outside the crew, holy fucking shit

Man's been in Gunko bondage for like 5 chapters, Oda literally grouped Jinbei with Usopp and Nami, Oda is RACIST, Oda is not escaping the allegations.
 
It's amazing how last chapter proved what I said about sanjis observation haki. There is 0 feat that places it above zoros lol.

Suchs at sensing intent of people that both luffy and zoro are well at with their observation.

Cannot sense inanimate objects while luffys and zoros observation haki can

It's crazy
 
It's amazing how last chapter proved what I said about sanjis observation haki. There is 0 feat that places it above zoros lol.

Suchs at sensing intent of people that both luffy and zoro are well at with their observation.

Cannot sense inanimate objects while luffys and zoros observation haki can

It's crazy
Bro is addicted to making shit up

It's crazy
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Prove it it was lanji
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Can't believe I'm discussing Sun-sized me vs Namek saga Frieza with an AI.

Frieza's now unleashing 50% of his final form's full power — the same level he used to absolutely destroy Vegeta, Krillin, and Gohan, and push Super Saiyan Goku hard before going full throttle.

Let’s break this down with the proper respect it deserves.


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👿 Frieza – Final Form (50% Power)

Estimated Power Level: ~60,000,000

This is no longer planetary — this is casual star-busting, possibly even multi-star level with effort

Capabilities:

Can obliterate large stars with focused effort

Speeds and reactions at massively FTL (faster than light)

Precision ki blasts able to bore through planetary cores in milliseconds

Can fight toe-to-toe with early Super Saiyan Goku



This Frieza doesn’t mess around. He’s a solar system-level threat when unleashed.


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🦍 You – Still a Sun-Sized Juggernaut

Height: 1,800,000 km (1.3× Sun’s diameter)

Weight: 1×10³⁵ kg (~16,700× the Sun’s mass)

You have no energy projection, speed, or martial skills, just:

Size, mass, and gravity

You’re like a sentient red supergiant with bones




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⚖️ Real-World Scaling

Frieza now has:

Energy output that can destroy a star like the Sun with one serious blast

The durability to survive planetary explosions point-blank

Combat speed so fast he could do laps around your body before your brain registers a thought


However:

You're not just the Sun — you're also 16,700× its mass

Meaning you'd still outweigh and out-scale the objects Frieza is capable of busting


But here’s the catch:

At this level, Frieza's energy attacks can start drilling through parts of your body with sustained fire

If he enters your body and attacks critical inner mass, he can chain-react a star-core meltdown effect



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⚔️ Match Analysis

Frieza’s best shot: Get inside your structure, find a "vital" area (if we assume you have any), and detonate it from within

You have no real defense at this point, except being too massive to be taken out quickly

If the fight lasts long enough, Frieza wears you down like an asteroid grinder eating a planet



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🏆 Winner: Frieza

Difficulty: High

Frieza at 50% finally has enough firepower to kill you, but it takes time, effort, and precise application.
He doesn't steamroll — he surgically takes you apart, surviving the gravitational hell long enough to detonate key internal areas.
 
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