Here me out, ashton hall and ishowspeed are literally goku and vegeta

[NicoRobinIsQueen]

Okay here me out

Ashton hall is a prideful, strong, fast, and very good at what he does in his career

Speed on the other hand, is good, but he's destined for greatness. Just like goku and vegeta when ashton and speed races speed beat him. Like goku and vegeta, the powerful "superior" got defeated by the funny, less serious, chosen one.

Just like Goku and vegeta, ashton keeps trying to get faster than speed just like vegeta is trying to get stronger than Goku/Speed each time they raced/fought, ashton/vegeta lost.


(Break week is killing me, I'm tweaking for spoilers, anything one piece)

 

[vikas]

 

[Monster Zoro's Tesla Supplier]

Let them cook though

 

[NicoRobinIsQueen]

Is it not true?

 

[sanjikun]

 

[TheKnightOfTheSea]

Gen alpha is cooked

 

[NicoRobinIsQueen]

Gen alpha is cooked

Isn't 2010 gen z?

 

[Monster Zoro's Tesla Supplier]

Isn't 2010 gen z?

I think so? But it's really cutting it close lol.

Gen alpha is cooked

Man you say this but I'd rather have my kid talking about Ashton Hall and Speed (who both seem to be fairly humble and nice men) than watching utter nonsense like skibidi toilet or ai slop.

 

[NicoRobinIsQueen]

I think so? But it's really cutting it close lol.

Man you say this but I'd rather have my kid talking about Ashton Hall and Speed (who both seem to be fairly humble and nice men) than watching utter nonsense like skibidi toilet or ai slop.

I was arguing with @BoaHancocksHusband a few months ago about tung tung sahur and shi when it was first blowing up before getting killed by brain rot geometry dash players. And like, do you not see the resemblance between goku and vegeta and ashton hall and speed?

 

[Monster Zoro's Tesla Supplier]

I was arguing with @BoaHancocksHusband a few months ago about tung tung sahur and shi when it was first blowing up before getting killed by brain rot geometry dash players. And like, do you not see the resemblance between goku and vegeta and ashton hall and speed?

To be honest I don't really follow those two like that, I like them but I don't really care about them (I do find it funny that Speed supposedly mogged him in a race though). I just think they're okay
For the record, I mostly spend my free time either playing old games like the Wario Land series, listening to music or watching shows/movies. I don't really keep up with e celebs, or celebrities in general for that matter. There's some celebrities I admire but I still don't really follow what they're doing. I just want to be seen as someone who's obsessed with that stuff (see how insane and parasocial kpop stans can be, for example, and you'll understand why I don't want to be associated with those people).

 

[NicoRobinIsQueen]

To be honest I don't really follow those two like that, I like them but I don't really care about them (I do find it tunny that Speed supposedly mogged him in a race though). I just think they're okay
For the record, I mostly spend my free time either playing old games like the Wario Land series, listening to music or watching shows/movies. I don't really keep up with e celebs, or celebrities in general for that matter. There's some celebrities I admire but I still don't really follow what they're doing. I just want to be seen as someone who's obsessed with that stuff (see how insane and parasocial kpop stans can be, for example, and you'll understand why I don't want to be associated with those people).

Yeah, I get it, thats tuff, your tuff in general (tuff is cool if you didn't know) but yeah, ashton is basically a big fitness influencer who’s a meme for his time he took 4 minutes to jump off a single diving board and he does a lot of corny things like throw controllers at tvs against the trailer for a game, talks to himself on fake podcasts, take saratoga water bath, etc etc. He’s just a corny guy, and basically this YouTuber ishowspeed, a very famous and fast YouTuber and streamer who doesn’t train at all and a while ago almost beat an Olympic champion right after speed got out of the car, speed wasn’t ready, but he decided to race the dude and barely lost. After that he’s been hyped up as a very fast dude. He proved it yet again and decided to race Ashton hall, Ashton hall is this strong, muscular, very superior male is what Ashton thought (like vegeta). But the chosen one, Ishowspeed, the man who is destined for greatness and is a fun and friendly yet adventurous and insane guy (like goku). In the end though, despite vegeta/ashton being a strong and powerful male, they eventually lost to the funny, chaotic guy and continued losing to him after time and time again.

But yeah, I don’t Stan much. I just sit there scrolling instagram reels. And also yeah, it’s hilarious how bad speed destroyed Ashton in races 4 times

 

[BoaHancocksHusband]

Yeah, I get it, thats tuff, your tuff in general (tuff is cool if you didn't know) but yeah, ashton is basically a big fitness influencer who’s a meme for his time he took 4 minutes to jump off a single diving board and he does a lot of corny things like throw controllers at tvs against the trailer for a game, talks to himself on fake podcasts, take saratoga water bath, etc etc. He’s just a corny guy, and basically this YouTuber ishowspeed, a very famous and fast YouTuber and streamer who doesn’t train at all and a while ago almost beat an Olympic champion right after speed got out of the car, speed wasn’t ready, but he decided to race the dude and barely lost. After that he’s been hyped up as a very fast dude. He proved it yet again and decided to race Ashton hall, Ashton hall is this strong, muscular, very superior male is what Ashton thought (like vegeta). But the chosen one, Ishowspeed, the man who is destined for greatness and is a fun and friendly yet adventurous and insane guy (like goku). In the end though, despite vegeta/ashton being a strong and powerful male, they eventually lost to the funny, chaotic guy and continued losing to him after time and time again.

But yeah, I don’t Stan much. I just sit there scrolling instagram reels. And also yeah, it’s hilarious how bad speed destroyed Ashton in races 4 times

lol ashton hall is nothing in the face of.... ICECOLD JT lol

 

[TheKnightOfTheSea]

I think so? But it's really cutting it close lol.

Man you say this but I'd rather have my kid talking about Ashton Hall and Speed (who both seem to be fairly humble and nice men) than watching utter nonsense like skibidi toilet or ai slop.

Tbf speed does seem to be a decent guy.