TLDR: Google can't tell the difference between searching for anime furry shit and IRL furry shit anymore, and I wanted to sue Google's bitch ass for constantly shoving freakshow videos about IRL girls banging IRL dogs into my search feed.
But, apparently, it's legal to view bestiality in the US, just not film/redistribute it, and since Search Engines don't count as Redistribution, Google can legally show me links I DON'T WANT to "Barely Legal 18 year old with pet dog" with Mosaic Censorship, since they're just a search engine.
I just want to Google Anime/Manga Furry shit without Google trying to show me actual Zoophilia, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGLE