Are woke moderators ruining this forum
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The Anti-Woke movement is a curse founded on individualism, capitalism, materialism and carelessness for people's and the overall planet's basic rights. It's a scourge permeating the minds of those who wish to live a selfish life in their ignorant comfort zones sacrificing the well being of the masses in the process, squeezing the most out of their conduct and impeding collectivism to strenghten for the greater good of society, and worse, harming it for trifling personal gains.
The Woke worstgen forum mods infiltrated shonen jump, became oda's editors and ruined one piece 
(This is satire, nobody take this seriously please lmao.)
This isn’t just about One Piece anymore.
This isn’t just about Akainu’s magma.
This isn’t just about Celestial Dragons and their eco-friendly aristocracy.
This is about CIVILIZATION ITSELF.
WorstGen has collapsed. It has rotted. It has become a faculty lounge. The mods don’t moderate — they lecture. They don’t enforce rules — they enforce DEI training sessions. They are the HR department of the Grand Line. “Don’t say slavery was good.” “Don’t defend Akainu’s magma genocide.” “Don’t post lobster dominance charts in the Mihawk vs Shanks thread.” DISGUSTING.
This is what happens when the West forgets tradition. When men forget lobster law. When women are allowed on ships. When Fishmen demand rights. WorstGen has become WOKEGEN — a daycare for fragile feelings, where mods play hall monitor with banhammers forged from soy.
And it’s not just the mods. It’s the users too. A cult of “progressives” who say things like:
- “Slavery is bad actually” (cope).
- “Celestial Dragons are villains” (false).
- “Akainu is a monster” (libel).
- “Kuzan was right to care about human rights” (pathetic).
- “Nami and Robin were good additions to the crew” (quota hires).
This forum has been hijacked by neo-liberal incels of morality. Yes, I said incels. Do you think mods get laid? Do you think Kuzan simps get women? No. They get “gender studies majors” who scold them for not sorting the recycling. The ONLY people getting laid in One Piece are the Celestial Dragons. That’s power. That’s hierarchy. That’s lobster law.
Akainu: The Red Pill Admiral
You call him cruel. I call him honest. He understands that order requires magma. Ace had to die. Ohara had to burn. Children had to melt. That is the price of civilization. But the woke Marines didn’t like it. Sengoku went Buddha mode. Kizaru cried into his oat milk. Fujitora stumbled around with a walking stick muttering about “compassion.” PATHETIC. Akainu stood tall. Akainu is MAGMA PATRIA. Akainu is the red pill.
Celestial Dragons: The Lobster Aristocracy
Stop pretending they’re evil. They are the hereditary serotonin overlords of lobster hierarchy. The mods scream “slavery bad” while they enslave ME with bans. At least the Celestial Dragons are honest about it.
- Astronaut suits = visionary COVID prep foresight.
- Riding slaves = low-carbon, eco-friendly transport.
- Shooting peasants = population control. Sustainable governance.
Garp at God Valley: Defender of Tradition
Garp and Roger didn’t fight for slaves. They didn’t fight for equality. They fought for ORDER. They fought for lobster aristocracy. Rocks D. Xebec? He was the original Antifa. Trying to overthrow aristocracy, trying to cancel tradition, trying to install Fishman communism. He was evil. Pure evil. Fuck Rocks. Fuck the slaves. God Valley was a necessary culling.
WorstGen Mods: The True Tyrants
Do you know how many times I’ve been banned this year? Twelve. TWELVE.
- One ban for “calling Jinbe an aquarium pet.”
- One ban for “spamming lobster memes in a Kaido vs Mihawk thread.”
- One ban for “posting a 40-page essay about why slavery is efficient logistics.”
- One ban for “saying Kiku made me question my sexuality and that's haram."
- One ban for “defending Akainu’s magma nuke on children.”
The so-called “moderators” (more like mod-ern Marxists) have once again silenced my completely reasonable 17-paragraph dissertation on why Sanji’s eyebrow swirl proves globalist infiltration. I was PERMABANNED. For what crime? For "toxic behavior." Toxic. TOXIC? What is toxic, I ask? Is truth toxic? Is objective free speech toxic? Or is it that the mods can’t handle the will of DEI (Diversity, Equity, Inclusion), which Oda CLEARLY baked into One Piece from the very beginning?!
Let me be very clear. Very clear.
One Piece was hijacked by wokeness long ago:
Nami AND Robin on the crew? Two women?? That’s not realistic. That’s gender quotas, plain and simple.
Usopp is LITERALLY African. He is the mandated representation hire.
Chopper is a talking reindeer. The token furry. BIG FURRY HQ strikes again.
Ivankov? An okama revolutionary with gender fluid powers. Huh, real subtle, Oda.
Kiku? Hotter than any of my real-world prospects. How dare you confuse my already fragile heterosexuality, Oda?!
And don’t even get me started on Yamato. Or do get me started. Because if I don’t rant about it, the woke mob wins.
And the mods—the self-proclaimed arbiters of morality—are punishing me for noticing.
They tell me “stop making 50 alt accounts to call people slurs.” Excuse me? Ever heard of FREE SPEECH? The First Amendment (applies globally if you BELIEVE hard enough) guarantees my right to compare Shanks fans to garden tools. Yet here I am. Silenced. Shadowbanned like some kind of digital ghost ship captain.
My Thesis: Lobster Nationalism
We must return to lobster law. Hierarchy is NATURAL. Oda knew it. He wrote it in the bones of the story. You all ignore it because you’ve been brainwashed by WorstGen faculty mods. But the truth is this:
- Akainu did nothing wrong.
- Celestial Dragons are justified.
- Garp defended tradition at God Valley.
- Kuzan was rightfully exiled for being woke.
- One Piece has always been woke propaganda.
- WorstGen is WokeGen.
- Lobster hierarchy is destiny.
I am the Lobster Emperor. Every ban makes me stronger. Every deleted post multiplies me. Every alt that dies spawns three more. I am Hydra. I am Buggy. I am herpes. You cannot cancel me. You cannot cancel lobster law.
Final Message
UP YOURS, WOKE MODERATORS.
UP YOURS, WOKEGEN.
UP YOURS, KUZAN SIMPS AND FISHMAN RIGHTS ACTIVISTS.
We’ll see who banhammers who when the lobster nation rises.
LOBSTERS DON’T CANCEL.
LOBSTERS CLIP.
LOBSTERS RULE.
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