Controversial Murbarak, the Largest Adult Male Hippo Runs the One Piece Pre-TS Gauntlet

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One gum pistol not only knocked her out. It also made her fall to the nearby floor. No survival feats nothing. Just pure fodder.
She just fell on the ground and nothing else. If you ask me, this one is still better than being launched into the ocean while this punch actually made her pretty lol.

Wow an iron mace can cut wood. Very impressive
That's a human sized iron club and she threw it as if it's nothing, then destroyed one of these warehouses. How do you think animals can keep up with it? Be realistic.

Can't lie you've owned them the entire thread. Got sentinel's ass 🤣

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I’m more surprised these ppl glaze fat Alvida just cuz “Muh anime character “ lol wtf
Using that logic Hercule Satan can beat a Great white shark.
Yes??? He sure can lmao.

Mr. Satan looked like a total fraud and weakling to literal aliens but he was the tournament champion for a reason. Other fighters couldn't even get near Cell due to his passive Ki acting like an invinsible barrier but Satan actually managed to hit him although he couldn't do anything.
 
I’m more surprised these ppl glaze fat Alvida just cuz “Muh anime character “ lol wtf
Using that logic Hercule Satan can beat a Great white shark.
Hercule survived a backhand slap from Cell, flew into a cliff and survived pretty handily. Not even counting his anime feats involving pulling multiple buses, Hercule is undeniably superhuman. That slap would instantly kill any real life creature. Lol.
 
Dude breaks huge rocks against his head and split 14 out of 15 tiles with a karate chop

He’d fuck up a Great White with a good punch
lol the newtons of force needed to harm a Shark is much greater than chopping rocks.
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Dude breaks huge rocks against his head and split 14 out of 15 tiles with a karate chop

He’d fuck up a Great White with a good punch
But can he beat the shark if he had a steel plate, an AK47, and equipped with a big horn on its head while drowning?
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lol the newtons of force needed to harm a Shark is much greater than chopping rocks.
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But can he beat the shark if he had a steel plate, an AK47, and equipped with a big horn on its head while drowning?
· On Land: Satan wins 10/10 times.
· In Water: The shark wins probably 7 or 8 out of 10 times. Satan's only path to victory requires him to survive the first attack and land a perfect, fight-ending counter-blow—a tall order against a perfect aquatic hunter.
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Nah, the good thing was that she managed to survive being thrown that far into the ocean but the downside is that she was pushed that far, whilst losing lots of weight afterwards, in the first place. Meanwhile she was merely knocked out in the manga and she was shown to throw a human sized iron spiked club like a rocket, which destroyed the wooden warehouse.

The manga feat is clearly better.



No information was stated like this but common sense obviously dictates that she is able to handle some creatures at least, considering she was one of the early EB villains with a bounty. Large animals are quite ordinary on Dawn Island for example. This is kid Luffy doing this to a large bear:



These animals are just ordinary in One Piece. So you are telling me a 5 million bounty pirate, known for being a brute, is losing to these animals?



Forget the irl hippo, no pirate is losing to these animals at least, even if it is the weakest fodders.
Kid Luffy and Kid Ace are stronger than Alvida. I don’t get this comparison
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Can't lie you've owned them the entire thread. Got sentinel's ass 🤣
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Nah, the good thing was that she managed to survive being thrown that far into the ocean but the downside is that she was pushed that far, whilst losing lots of weight afterwards, in the first place. Meanwhile she was merely knocked out in the manga and she was shown to throw a human sized iron spiked club like a rocket, which destroyed the wooden warehouse.

The manga feat is clearly better.



No information was stated like this but common sense obviously dictates that she is able to handle some creatures at least, considering she was one of the early EB villains with a bounty. Large animals are quite ordinary on Dawn Island for example. This is kid Luffy doing this to a large bear:



These animals are just ordinary in One Piece. So you are telling me a 5 million bounty pirate, known for being a brute, is losing to these animals?



Forget the irl hippo, no pirate is losing to these animals at least, even if it is the weakest fodders.
Judging from these panels, kid Luffy who scaled higher than Fat Alvida, struggles with tigers, something that gets no diffed in the animal kingdom by Hippos.
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lol the newtons of force needed to harm a Shark is much greater than chopping rocks.
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But can he beat the shark if he had a steel plate, an AK47, and equipped with a big horn on its head while drowning?
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· On Land: Satan wins 10/10 times.
· In Water: The shark wins probably 7 or 8 out of 10 times. Satan's only path to victory requires him to survive the first attack and land a perfect, fight-ending counter-blow—a tall order against a perfect aquatic hunter.
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Kid Luffy and Kid Ace are stronger than Alvida. I don’t get this comparison
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Judging from these panels, kid Luffy who scaled higher than Fat Alvida, struggles with tigers, something that gets no diffed in the animal kingdom by Hippos.
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In a hypothetical fight, a hippopotamus would overwhelmingly defeat a tiger due to its massive size (up to 8 times heavier), immense strength, powerful bite (1,800 PSI vs. tiger's 1,050 PSI), and incredibly thick skin, making it nearly invulnerable to a tiger's attacks, even in water where tigers are strong swimmers, as hippos are exceptionally formidable. A tiger stands little chance against an adult hippo's sheer power, which can crush crocodiles, despite the tiger's agility and predatory prowess

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More people die from hippos every year than all the rest of the big 5 combined. Very few animals invoke fear the way a wild hippo does
 
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Kid Luffy and Kid Ace are stronger than Alvida. I don’t get this comparison
Kid Luffy and Ace couldn't even properly handle a 3 million bounty pirate.

Judging from these panels, kid Luffy who scaled higher than Fat Alvida, struggles with tigers, something that gets no diffed in the animal kingdom by Hippos.
Have you seen the size of this tiger? Even the largest siberian tiger doesn't come close to it.

But can he beat the shark if he had a steel plate, an AK47, and equipped with a big horn on its head while drowning?
@ZenZu That's the guy who owned me in this discussion? :milaugh:

Apologise to @Steven, his multiverse powerscaling takes are 100x better than the hippo obsessed guy. I no longer allow slander against Steven.
 
@ZenZu That's the guy who owned me in this discussion? :milaugh:

Apologise to @Steven, his multiverse powerscaling takes are 100x better than the hippo obsessed guy. I no longer allow slander against Steven.
You gotta account for Lenzu's own hippo bias to make sense of his shit take on this thread.
Hippopotamus translates to "river horse" or "water horse". We all know that @ZenZu has an equine obsession. His horse bias is on show full force in this thread. :sanmoji:

What having a brony brain does to a sassenach. :Shadow_Unimpressed:
All Zenzu's worst takes involve horses in some way. :kriwhat:
 
All of them run away like cowards when the elephant decides to step in.
But of course. Only some whales can equal them in pure awesomeness, and even whales aren't as effortlessly dominant as elephants are.

One of the reasons I love WB so much is that really reminds me of some of the big old tuskers I've seen. Same ancient unstoppable vibe.

I really wish some of the giant proboscideans and long necked rhinos had survived into modern day though. Them mofos were huge, upto 3 to 4 times as massive as African bull elephants on average.

At the very least we could at least have left some of the Syrian elephants alive...they were as big as African elephants but died out.
 
People overestimating IRL animals so much reminds me of the 1 Billion Lions Vs one of every Pokémon debate

How the fuck are the lions means to stand a change?

If you even exclude the legendaries and mythical Pokémon and only allow gen 1 Pokémon is there any reason why a single fire or electric type would not be able to win in their own because the lions have no immunity to getting burned or electrocuted?

Also would not just one rock type be able to solo because the lions would break their teeth and claws when they try to bite or scratch it?

How the fuck is 1 billion lions Vs the Pokémon not anything but animal cruelty against the lions?
 
People overestimating IRL animals so much reminds me of the 1 Billion Lions Vs one of every Pokémon debate

How the fuck are the lions means to stand a change?

If you even exclude the legendaries and mythical Pokémon and only allow gen 1 Pokémon is there any reason why a single fire or electric type would not be able to win in their own because the lions have no immunity to getting burned or electrocuted?

Also would not just one rock type be able to solo because the lions would break their teeth and claws when they try to bite or scratch it?

How the fuck is 1 billion lions Vs the Pokémon not anything but animal cruelty against the lions?
Murbarak weighs more than a normal Hippo and is heavier than an average elephant
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Look I made a little jokey joke in the main thread and they have started diverting from the fact that Alvida is an obese nobody. Can she handle a tiger?Much less a hippo.
 
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