TITLE: DEXTER: THE DARK BETRAYER (WORSTGEN EDITION)
INT. MIAMI METRO HOMICIDE / WORSTGEN MODERATION HQ - DAY
The office is a chaotic mess of discarded manga panels and ban hammers.
MR RELOADED (V.O.)
Tonight’s the night. And it’s going to happen again and again. It has to happen. Not because I want to... but because the Agenda demands it. They think I’m just a mild-mannered forum user. A family man. But I have a secret. A Dark Betrayer inside me.
AKAI2 (The Harry Morgan Ghost) appears behind Reloaded, wearing a shinigami robe.
AKAI2
Stick to the Code, Reloaded. You only ban the ones who post cringe. Don't let the furry side take over.
MR RELOADED
(Whispering)
I’m trying, Akai. But the urge... the urge to draw a fur-suit on Eustass Kidd is overwhelming.
MONSTERZORO (Debra) storms in, kicking a trash can.
MONSTERZORO
F***! Fing f! Does anyone have a f***ing light? My brother is acting weird again and this thread about Zoro vs Sanji is turning into a goddamn war zone! Mike ZTS! Where are you, you skinny prick?
MONSTER ZORO TESLA SUPPLIER (MIKE ZTS) (Quinn) leans against a desk, looking greasy.
MIKE ZTS
Relax, MZ. You look hot when you’re angry about power scaling. Wanna go grab a drink and ignore the report button?
MONSTERZORO
I’d rather lick a grater. Get back to work.
Suddenly, GHOSTLY (Doakes) stomps into the frame. He bull-rushes Reloaded’s desk.
GHOSTLY
SURPRISE, MOTHERF***ER.
MR RELOADED (VOICEOVER)
It's over. He knows. Soon all of Worstgen and China will know I've betrayal and furry compulsion tendencies. I'm gonna have to silence him for good, tonight's the night and it's gonna happen. My Dark Betrayer needs to feed, I need to preserve the code, don't get caught, I can feel Harry judging me from the grave.
MR RELOADED
(Fake smile)
Hello, Ghostly. Did you file those reports on the spam bots?
GHOSTLY
I filed them right up your ass, Reloaded. You give me the creeps. You know that? You glide around here like you’re on mute. But I see you. I know what you are.
MR RELOADED
And what am I, Ghostly?
GHOSTLY
You’re the WorstGen Forum Betrayer. You’re a closet furry, aren't you? You got a tail plug in right now? Is that why you walk so stiff?
MR RELOADED
(Internal Monologue: If I kill him now, I’ll have to clean up all this protein powder.)
I don’t know what you mean.
GHOSTLY
Don't lie to me! I know you're plotting against the Eustass Kidd fandom! You want them extinct! I bet you murdered your own wife and son just because they didn't like Zootopia!
INT. THE LAB - MOMENTS LATER
Reloaded enters the lab seeking refuge. COC COLOUR OF CLOWNS (Masuka) is staring at a monitor, giggling maniacally.
COC
Heh heh heh. Reloaded! Check this out. I’ve been analyzing the pixel density on this Mink panel.
MR RELOADED
Is this evidence for the murder case?
COC
No, it’s for my manifesto. The Horny Furry Propaganda Theory. See, if Nika awakens, does his fur get fluffier? Scientifically speaking, the sensual aerodynamics of a Sulong form—
MR RELOADED
I have to go.
POT GOBLIN (Angel) walks in. He is wearing a fedora, but he is also literally a Carrot.
POT GOBLIN
Aye, La Pasion, my friends. CoC, stop being weird. You are upsetting the spirits. Reloaded, have you seen my shrine to Carrot the Mink? She is the only truth in this world.
INT. LIEUTENANT’S OFFICE - CONTINUOUS
NATALIJA (LaGuerta) is shouting at BOGARD (Matthews).
NATALIJA
I run this section, Bogard! You can’t just let DarkestKnightOfSpoilers roam free leaking chapters! It’s bad for politics!
BOGARD
(Sipping scotch, looking bored)
Natalija, please. As long as the ad revenue is up, I don't care if he leaks the ending of Two Piece. Just make sure Reloaded brings donuts.
INT. RELOADED'S APARTMENT - NIGHT
Reloaded walks in. NAOMI (Rita) is on the couch, looking incredibly wholesome and oblivious.
NAOMI
Honey! You're home! FLOWER (Jamie) just put the kids down. How was work? Did you ban any bad guys?
MR RELOADED
(Hiding a roll of duct tape behind his back)
Just the usual, Naomi. Just the usual.
NAOMI
Oh, your friend TYKI MIKK (Miguel) came by. He left a shirt that says "I Enable Sociopathic Tendencies." He's so thoughtful!
INT. ABANDONED WAREHOUSE (THE KILL ROOM) - LATER
Plastic wrap covers everything. Photos of bad forum takes are taped to the walls. NIKAINPARIS (Travis Marshall) is taped to the table.
NIKAINPARIS
You can’t do this! The light of Nika will burn you!
MR RELOADED
(Holding a scalpel)
You posted cringe, NikaInParis. You broke the Code.
Suddenly, the doors burst open. SIR YASHEEN (Sirko) and PARK MIN YOUNG (Brother Sam) walk in, looking cool.
SIR YASHEEN
Reloaded. Put the knife down. We have bigger fish to fry.
PARK MIN YOUNG
There is light in you, brother. You don't have to be a furry betrayer. You can just be... a regular poster.
MR RELOADED
It’s too late. The Dark Passenger... it wants the fluff.
Suddenly, MONSTERKAIDO (Brian/Ice Truck Killer) drops from the ceiling rafters.
MONSTERKAIDO
Hello, little brother! Or should I say... fellow traitor? Let’s kill the Kidd agenda together! It’ll be a party!
EXT. THE DOCKS - NIGHT
Reloaded is disposing of trash bags. GHOSTLY steps out of the shadows, holding a printed screenshot.
GHOSTLY
Gotcha.
Reloaded freezes.
GHOSTLY
I found your alt account. "FurryKing69". You posted fanart of Eustass Kidd... as a fox.
MR RELOADED
Ghostly, you don't understand.
GHOSTLY
I understand everything! You betrayed the fandom! You betrayed the paint! SURPRISE, FUR-LOVER!
Suddenly, DARKESTKNIGHTOFSPOILERS (Arthur Mitchell) walks by, completely naked, holding a raw script of One Piece Chapter 1200.
DARKESTKNIGHT
Hello, Dexter. Spoiler alert: Everyone dies.
Ghostly and Reloaded look at him, then at each other.
GHOSTLY
...Okay, we kill him first. Then I arrest you.
MR RELOADED
Deal.
FADE OUT.
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