Somebody once told me the fandom's gonna hold me
I ain't the sharpest fox in the den
I was looking kind of weird with some foam ears on my head
And a tail pinned onto my rear end
Well, the cons start coming and they don't stop coming
Back to the dealer's den, I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to buy a suit
Your wallet gets thin but the sona is cute
So much to sew, so much to see
So what's wrong with a little bit of roleplay?
You'll never know if you don't yip
You'll never glow without a LED chip
Hey now, you're a furry, get your suit on, go play
Hey now, you're a fluffball, get the con on, get paid
And all that glitters is fur
Only barking dogs start to purr
It’s a hot suit and they say it gets hotter
You're bundled up now, drink some bottled water
But the artist man begs to differ
Judging by the price of the digital sticker
The con floor we walk is getting pretty thin
The hotel is packed so you might as well grin
My fursuit's on fire, how about yours?
That’s the way I like it, walking on all fours
Hey now, you're a furry, get your suit on, go play
Hey now, you're a fluffball, get the con on, get paid
And all that glitters is fur
Only barking dogs start to purr
Go for the beans
Go for the beans
Go for the beans
Go for the beans
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for commissions
I need to get a badge of my face
I said "Yep, what a concept"
I could use a little art myself
And we could all use a species change
Well, the cons start coming and they don't stop coming
Back to the dealer's den, I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to buy a suit
Your wallet gets thin but the sona is cute
So much to sew, so much to see
So what's wrong with a little bit of roleplay?
You'll never know if you don't yip
You'll never shine without a LED chip
Hey now, you're a furry, get your suit on, go play
Hey now, you're a fluffball, get the con on, get paid
And all that glitters is fur
Only barking dogs break the mold
Somebody once told me the fandom's gonna hold me
I ain't the sharpest fox in the den
I was looking kind of weird with some foam ears on my head
And a tail pinned onto my rear end
Well, the cons start coming and they don't stop coming
Back to the dealer's den, I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to buy a suit
Your wallet gets thin but the sona is cute
So much to sew, so much to see
So what's wrong with a little bit of roleplay?
You'll never know if you don't yip
You'll never glow without a LED chip
Hey now, you're a furry, get your suit on, go play
Hey now, you're a fluffball, get the con on, get paid
And all that glitters is fur
Only barking dogs start to purr
It’s a hot suit and they say it gets hotter
You're bundled up now, drink some bottled water
But the artist man begs to differ
Judging by the price of the digital sticker
The con floor we walk is getting pretty thin
The hotel is packed so you might as well grin
My fursuit's on fire, how about yours?
That’s the way I like it, walking on all fours
Hey now, you're a furry, get your suit on, go play
Hey now, you're a fluffball, get the con on, get paid
And all that glitters is fur
Only barking dogs start to purr
Go for the beans
Go for the beans
Go for the beans
Go for the beans
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for commissions
I need to get a badge of my face
I said "Yep, what a concept"
I could use a little art myself
And we could all use a species change
Well, the cons start coming and they don't stop coming
Back to the dealer's den, I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to buy a suit
Your wallet gets thin but the sona is cute
So much to sew, so much to see
So what's wrong with a little bit of roleplay?
You'll never know if you don't yip
You'll never shine without a LED chip
Hey now, you're a furry, get your suit on, go play
Hey now, you're a fluffball, get the con on, get paid
And all that glitters is fur
Only barking dogs break the mold
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