My haters don't have to suffer any longer. I think this time I'll probably never come back online. I won't be here when Sanji's CoC is out (pause) next chapter, nor will I be here to keep reminding you how much One Piece continues to clear your favorite manga. But don't celebrate too hard just yet. Even if I'm gone, the possibility of my return will continue to haunt this forum. Every time you post an atrocious take, every time you try to sneak your favorite mid manga into the conversation with GOAT Piece, every time the collective IQ of the spoiler thread drops below room temperature, you'll have to wonder: "What if he comes back?"
What if I log in one random Tuesday in 2028, see your dogshit take like wanking Sommers and meme you so hard you have to reevaluate your entire existence? Live with that fear.
My greatest contribution to this forum wasn't my takes, but the threat of what would happen if you stopped behaving yourselves. I may no longer be here to keep this place from descending into a full blown intellectual Chernobyl, but my legacy will live on as a silent deterrent against the forces of retardation.
So enjoy your freedom haters. Talk your shit. Celebrate your temporary Ws in the dumb agenda wars. You may finally get to enjoy WorstGen without my relentless GIF and Meme spam, but just remember: the peace you're experiencing is not proof that you're not a clown, it just means the guy who kept turning the spotlight on your circus has left the building 🤡
Stay safe