Shanks: "Damn it, so close! Truly a blunder! If only I was here sooner!
Lucky Roux: "But Boss, that girl from the bar called us the second things started to happen and we took the long way he--"
Shanks: "ANYWAY AS I WAS SAYING IT IS SUCH A TRAGEDY! IF ONLY I WAS HERE I COULD HAVE STOPPED IT SINGLE-HANDEDLY! TOTALLY!"
Yasopp, whispering to Roux: "Let it go, man. He's doing that thing he does with Blackbeard every couple months, where he goes and waits in a place he knows the fat fuck isn't going to be just so he can bemoan the fact that he didn't run into him and run the fade. Just let him do his performance so we can get to the part where we all party. You KNOW he is always more generous after these speeches. Especially if nobody questions him about why he doesn't just pull up on his enemies in their home base if stopping them were so easy."
Shanks: